Monday, 22 October 2018

Book V - The Two Sieges of Cragmaw Castle


Being the Chronicle of Cadan Dalmas, Knight

BOOK  V

The Two Sieges of Cragmaw Castle


The most wretched goodbyes are those moments we know this is farewell forever and our last words hang heavy in our throats; those times we realise all too well, we will not look on our dear friend ever again. The kindest farewells are when we do not know they close a chapter of our lives, those occasions when we part on merry terms expecting or hoping to meet again and soon, farewells we only realise were final when we look back and remember that was actually the end.  Some parties of adventurers never forge a true Fellowship; they lack any sense of trust or shared endeavour.  Some companions cannot rely on each other, these are the parties most likely to disappear in dark places never to return. Not us, never us, we were more than mere mercenaries and I gave quiet thanks daily for my comrades. I had seen their worth; I now knew their quality.  So it was with deep regret we bade farewell to brave Neave Gemstone.  Word came from Rhiannon the Wise her mentor, she was needed immediately, she must step aside from our shared quest and return to her woodland home.



Our farewell was brief but from the heart.  "You stay safe, you keep each other safe.  I know you squabble but you stand together you hear me," said Neave her eyes suspiciously bright. "Otherwise I will learn of it and I will come and find you and by then I will have mighty magics capable of turning even knights, priests, bards and rangers into toads.  Not to mention Druids! You look after each other.  Please!  And these are for you Celmar, no I insist; I know these spells are barely within our grasp but these scrolls may prove invaluable all the same.  If you need to cast a shroud of Darkness, if you need to send a Fireball, at least you will have the chance.”



It is a revelation just how loudly little Buddynock can blow his nose.  As Celmar hugged her fellow Elven mage, I glimpsed Dain hastily stifling a cough behind his shield just as I stared skywards, fumbling pointlessly with my buckle.  A parting handshake from our Ranger and the plaintive lament of Shupatra played Neave down the road and out of our sight. The logging convoy would provide safe escort and her elvish magic would more than earn her keep along the trail.  We waved while we could still see the last wagon against the trees, we waved until Neave Gemstone was lost to a bend in the trail. Our dear friend would be much missed. We could only earnestly hope one day our paths would cross again.



Yet now our own quest beckoned.  Our purpose was clear, our last preparations almost complete. To find the lost Mine of Phandelver we must first rescue Gundren Stonefoot and recover his map. To find poor Gundren we must locate this Cragmaw Castle.  “Yes, I agree we should leave Honey safe at the inn,” Celmar spoke with sad realisation.  “I know it will not be safe for a horse.”



“A mule will go where a horse cannot follow,” said the Ranger.  “Even into a sloping cavern if necessary.  My own was wonderful. As surefooted as any mountain goat.”

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 “Sisyphos can bear all we need.  And carry Bargul too,” I added quickly. Did I feel guilty? Did I make a point of using our prisoner’s name to salve my conscience, to remind myself we held an individual entity, a thinking mind, not simply some faceless snarling creature from the dark?  Our captive was capable of great evil, had surely stood in triumph over his own dying victims more than once, but now Bargul was hurt and helpless and in our hands.  The stump of his leg had healed but the Hobgoblin would never walk again without a spell from some mighty mage or cleric.  Bargul’s eyes were dark as the ocean depths, but they still gleamed fever bright whenever one of us stepped too close. I had stopped Gove humiliating him, but I had no doubt our prisoner only waited a chance to do us harm.  We had searched Bargul for hidden weapons and taken both his short knives, but the Hobgoblin still had his long claws and fangs and I was careful to wear my mail gauntlets whenever I pushed victuals towards him.  Shupatra had tried playing music for his benefit, but Bargul merely spat on the ground and turned away.



“Can we trust it to guide us?” our Ranger asked again. “Really?”



“He won’t have any choice under a Charm spell. No choice at all.”  Celmar spoke with brisk assurance but I knew our Elven sorceress too well to simply accept her words at face value.  Sometimes eyes can shout louder than speech.  So, I was not the only one uneasy with our actions.



“And now we tread north?” Dain, let his long beard run through his stubby fingers. “Both Gove and now Bargul said as much.”



“Northward for the great forest. Well my friends, best foot forward,” I tried to sound more cheerful than I felt.   My riveted mail hauberk felt less heavy than the responsibility for this mission.  The days seemed to be running faster now, each appeared shorter than the last. We did not know the face or intent of our unseen enemy but His reach was long, His power all too clear and His schemes laid with care.  Surely we were drawing closer, surely we were nearer to the end? We had endured so much already. Each decision I made put our lives in jeopardy but at least I knew the reason for these risks; my poor comrades still ran blind, still unaware of the real purpose of this quest. We had prevailed so far but victory had hung in the balance so many times.    I had grown to know and like my comrades.  I wanted to tell them, I needed to share the reason for this Quest but I had my orders, I had to obey my Archon. The hour would come soon but the hour was not here yet.



Time was scant, our need was great, we placed Bargul under the charm spell again.  We had his answer already, but too much was at stake for any uncertainty. Even now the maimed Hobgoblin still fought against Celmar's magic, closing his eyes and turning his head from side to side as our Sorceress chanted the spell. More than ever I felt queasy in my stomach, taking arms against evil is a cruel necessity but at least a sword kills quickly in open battle and my foes wield their own weapons in return.  Forcing this enchantment within Bargul's unwilling mind felt unclean.  (*)



(*)     A sword can kill quickly, but only those who have never seen battle would say it kills 'cleanly'. 


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              At last the Hobgoblin's fierce eyes clouded, he lay still as the great Northern Sea after a storm.  Once again our prisoner told his tale.  Yes the castle lay to the north amid woodland.  Castle was a generous term, this fortification was barely 125 paces by 90.  There was no moat, nor any outer works, Cragmaw had no central keep, no surrounding baileys; this castle was simply seven linked and overlapping round stone towers, their upper levels long collapsed, only the ground storey still habitable. Bargul described two means of entry: the main doors above a stepped terrace and a small southern postern behind a dog leg spur.  The stone work was in poor repair all around the castle; in many places the walls were little more than piled rubble.  Other gaps in the ramparts might exist.



                When asked about the garrison Bargul had smiled, tapping his chest with pride.  Twenty Hobgoblins like himself, keenly armed and keen for battle; smaller skulking Goblins for menial labour and an unseen beast that roared each night; all led by a swaggering Uruk hai who called himself king.  Wise minions recognised Grol’s majesty.  The loud beast in the tower was always hungry.



               "How many could that castle hold?" Shupatra spoke with grim resignation. "Realistically?"



               There are times everyone looks to a Knight for the answers.  There are times that is far from flattering.  I heard my own voice as if from a long way distant.  "A score sounds correct to me. Maybe a few more if they are packed tight.  Shared bunks, standing watch on, watch off.  Infantry only, from the description there's definitely no space for any mounts."



               "Only twenty or so?  Oh."  Our Druid has apparently been practicing sounding nonchalant.  "A mere picnic party then.  Not forgetting something adorable in one of the towers." 



               "Unless there are tunnels underground housing an even larger garrison," I continued.  Better to tell my comrades now rather than later? Their faces suggested otherwise.  Dain stared back with grim resignation, our Ranger ran a loving hand over his longbow; neither looked happy but at least they were both warriors used to trading sword strokes at close quarters.  Others in our party were wise to be wary of another touch and go tussle with the odds against us and the well-armed enemy brutal and skilled.  Shupatra swore and turned her head away, the long scar cleaving her left cheek glowed livid red in the firelight. Wyvern Tor was still a recent memory and the jagged wound from that Orcish scimitar remained sore and angry for all my own efforts and Dain's most potent healing magic.



               "And that roaring beast in the south eastern tower?"  Buddynock spoke with careful deliberation.  "Any more details? Not that I really truly want them.  I just sort of presume it’s not always hungry for carrots and cabbages…" 



               "I kept trying but he simply does not know," Celmar wiped her forehead with exhaustion.  "When charmed the Hobgoblin genuinely wants to help us, it distresses Bargul when he cannot answer questions."


               "So why can't it tell us?" Our Ranger's words were clipped as a forged gold piece.



               "Bargul has never stepped inside," said Celmar.  "He was sent as a scout to find us, he was never part of the actual garrison."



               "Are you sure it's not lying," said our Ranger, one hand resting on his knife hilt. "Quite sure?"



               "Bargul would tell us if he could.  He wants to tell us," Celmar insisted.



               Dain had been standing quietly, mulling over the details with typical care. "When Bargul recovers his wits does he remember betraying his friends?"



               "I don't know," said Celmar.  "The charm has faded now, I will have to try again another day."



               "It's a bizarre castle," said Shupatra.  "Like nothing I've heard of before."



               "Certainly hard to defend," Dain's thick eyebrows were creased in thought, "a single watchtower would have cost far less to build and could surely have served the same purpose?"



               Celmar and I exchanged glances.  There are times a mage and a student of history have the advantage.  (*)  "This was not a castle garrisoned with swords and spears," I said slowly.  "This was a wizard's strongpoint; one of the 'stone shields' of old Phalorm.  Wizards kept those walls, keeping chaos at bay with their spells, hurling down magic from their flat roofed towers, their fire bolts and lightning spells taking the place of crossbows and ballista; their golems and creatures of iron and stone defending parapets and gates with main force.  A mighty bulwark, a place of power; part of the old alliance before the orcs came and the darkness fell."



                Once again my words did not seem to encourage my companions. 



               "More winding corridors and dusty rooms?"  Groaned our Ranger.



                "Err how long do these magical wotsits and doohickeys stay functional?"  asked Buddynock with a very fixed smile.  "And by functional I mean potentially deadly?"



               Celmar could only shrug and look remorseful.



               "These long dead wizards were the good and friendly sort?" asked Shupatra. 


(*)     Whether they really want it or not...



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               "By reputation yes," I said with some relief.   "Men and women, elves and dwarfs of honour and eldritch prowess; their names recorded with pride in both surviving chronicles.  They held the darkness at bay for longer than any imagined possible; they gave others the chance to flee, without their willing sacrifice nothing else could have survived.  Their deeds should be better known, honoured and-"



               "But these wizards all died violently?" Shupatra sounded each word as deliberately as an armourer hammering rivets.  "They died painfully and with fear despite their courage."



               "They defended their towers to the end," said Celmar quietly.  "They were not of my kind but they used their skills to help and to heal."



               "I just hope they truly rest in peace," said Shupatra. "There are some songs no bard sings too readily, ballads best heard in broad daylight and away from the ears of children or the timid.   Even kind hearts can be corrupted; even best intentions can turn foul."



               "Songs without happy finger gestures and sock puppets?" began Buddynock.



               Our Bard has a fierce glare when she chooses. (*)  It's rather disquieting even when shot from three feet below you. "Some die but still walk," said Shupatra.  "When lives held great power they are rarely keen to relinquish it."



               It is a profound shock to witness a hardy Dwarven Cleric actually whispering.  Dain’s mouth certainly formed the dread word "Liches?"   but maybe we read meaning from his parted lips without hearing any sound at all.  His knuckles gleamed white on the holy symbol hanging from his neck.



               "Mages who defy death and prey upon the living.  Spirits of darkness absolute, darkness visible," intoned Shupatra.  "As I said, I have many songs."



               "Are Liches really that bad?" Buddynock is most determinedly facetious when he is most scared.  (**) "After all Clerics ‘pray’ upon the living!"



               At least our collective groan broke the mood.  "Oh I quite agree," muttered Dain. "We pray upon you besides healing your wounds, salving your injuries, binding your broken limbs and-"



               "Lending spare underwear?" smiled Celmar.



               For the record, both Dain and Buddynock shuddered.



(*)     Trust me on this.  I've also seen our stalwart Ranger look away...

(**)     Whether of Undead Lich Lords or irritated Halflings...   (***)

 (***)  Any good hearted Druid loathes all Undead as abominations unsettling the simple balance of Nature.

          Buddynock Rubyrubb simply seizes even a bad chance of making a bad joke.


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(c) Wizards of the Coast

Celmar made a rough sketch from our prisoner's description. The gate and southern postern were clear enough but did gaps in the damaged walls offer other means of entry to Cragmaw? 



               Evening was upon us.   Bargul lay secured in his shuttered room smiling at the ceiling, his mind still fogged by Celmar's enchantment. We had the tavern to ourselves.  (*)This had become all too apparent these last few days for custom was scarcely so brisk at the Stonehill Inn anymore, not now we were bringing monstrous creatures of darkness within their very walls!  Alas, our welcome in Phandalin was certainly less certain.  Most folk only want tomorrow to be like today but with a minimum of effort and expense .Judging by the surly glances of the tavern keeper even our gold pieces were growing thin. Gratitude is often loud but rarely lasting, especially when any immediate threats seem spent.  If we wanted to throw our lives away seeking an ancient legend why did we wait? Other fools eager for lost treasures drew their supplies and wandered into the wilds.  Some parties even returned! Those Redbrand brigands had been vanquished, the orcs at Wyvern Tor were slain or scattered, our tasks were finished, our duty plainly done and yet we still graced Phandalin with our presence!   Only our Elven friend Sister Garaele and the veteran Sildar Hallwinter still seemed pleased to acknowledge our small company.  Only grey faced Mirna Dendrar and her two children still spoke loudly on our behalf; they at least did not forget the terrors of Tresendar Manor. It was clear our time in the town was drawing to a close. While we still had the chance we took careful council between us. 



               "Small on the surface you said. True the castle is small.  Unless as you once mentioned there are tunnels or caverns hidden beneath. How deep underground could they go?"  Our Ranger stretched his long legs closer to the fire.  "No don't tell me.  Deep.  Dank. Filled with every creeping beast that likes the Dark."



(*)  Well, mainly to ourselves.  A watchful potboy lurked near the wine casks, out of earshot, we made sure of that, but present all the same.  Few tavern keepers leave Buddynock Rubyrubb unsupervised near a well-stocked bar.   Well, not more than once.



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               "Deep enough for a lost mine of Phandelver?  Dain smiled with grim satisfaction.  "It could be!  A mine concealed beneath a mage's strongpoint.  Now there would be an ending to our Quest."



               "The idea crossed my mind, “I said ruefully, "but Phandelver was founded long after the 'stone shields' of old Phalorm."



               "It's still worth considering though," insisted Dain.  "We check every possible trapdoor or hidden entrance.  There will be signs of use, there are always indications.  Trust me, I will find them if they are there."



               "So apart from fighting our way through myriad maniacal Hobgoblins, unknown roaring beasts and assorted Uruks we will be staring down at the floor of each room,"  sighed Shupatra.



               "And not just for stray Goblin poop!"  chirped Buddynock.



               "You should worry,” added our Halfling Bard toasting her toes by the fire.



               "Nobody is telling you not to wear shoes,” said Buddynock.  



               Celmar was the last to join our evening council once her work with Bargul was finished for the day. She listened intently to our debate but contributed nothing, yes she was missing our friend Neave Gemstone but that could hardly explain merry Celmar's sudden silence.  Not one joke, not a single cheerful word, very unlike our free spirited Sorceress. (*)   I know she has little time for formality or decorum, traits it took me many days to accept,  but I  have seen Celmar standing faithfully by her comrades come what may, fighting resolutely each time we faced an angry foe but remaining compassionate and gentle all the same. Only a hidebound fool would not trust her good heart. Celmar wanted to speak, I realised that, but she was still finding the will to open her mouth. She turned her long staff in her dainty hands, her violet robes colouring the polished glass with all the shades of sunset.  I saw the dread in her dark eyes, I heard her halting words and realised what we had missed.



               The Hobgoblin Bargul was helpless in our hands.  He clearly had the information we wanted, innocent lives were in jeopardy, there was no time we could waste. We needed him to speak and one  solution was obvious.  We could have dragged out answers at dagger point, we chose to turn to magic instead.  Some might well call us faint of heart, too dainty to sully our pious self-regard with hard necessity. Some might well say that but I in turn would call them at best short sighted; at worst no different to the evil we were fighting. We live in a world of suffering and anguish, there are too many dark deeds in darker places; too many dying screams of torment and despair. I remember the teachings of noble Aurelian Marcus: "The best revenge is not to become like my enemy."   And in all honesty, there is more than mere scruples behind my refusal to adopt crude methods.



(*)   An Elf charged with natural magic and freed from all solemnity of book and study is a free spirit indeed.


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               Inflicting torture is an evil deed whatever the motive. Unthinking fools imagine pain snares honest answers, for even the bravest cannot stand agony forever. Wiser minds reject all such tortures and not merely from lofty ideals or prim scruples.  Hurt someone enough and they shriek any response they imagine will be welcome, information which may be true, at least in part, but information more likely to be sheer invention, for it is worth giving any answers at all if they earn even a brief respite from pain. 



               Any bystander can pound their chest with bluff resolve urging robust policies to maintain the peace or ‘common sense’ methods to achieve some speedy justice.  I rarely meet any of these bellicose advocates ready to get their own hands stained with the sharp reality.  Those eager few who do step forward can be as disturbing as the malefactors they punish.  My Order will kill in battle when there is no other choice but my Order does not sanction the wanton infliction of pain.  We would betray noble Pallas Athene with any such obscenity, we would dishonour her Holy Wisdom with the attempt. It is always so easy to be serenely wise from a safe distance or sanctimonious where there is no responsibility, yet cruel expediency can become a rule to live by rather than a desperate measure when no other options exist.  Each of us is capable of becoming a monster, no one is ever immune for all their fine ideals and noble intentions. Turning to torture simply brings that destiny a few paces closer.  We were better than that, we had to be better, for if we lose ourselves we lose everything. And so we trusted to magic instead, magic painless and quick. We needed speedy answers sure and clear, our solution seemed the best, but alas, not even scrupulous methods are certain of success.



               Our Hobgoblin prisoner was helpless under Celmar's charm spell but even an open book must still be turned to the right page.  There is an art in asking questions; a skill like swordplay in the dark.  An interrogator must infer and deduce, sometimes steering the conversation with careful questions, sometimes letting the words flow free.  There is a time to cajole, a time to probe, a time to show anger real or feigned. Not every revelation is spoken, truths are also exposed by involuntary gestures and movements. Few arrant falsehoods live for very long.



               Theory is a wonderful guide but a poor master.  We confirmed poor Gundren Stonefoot was held captive at Cragmar castle, we had learnt its location and the strength of its garrison, the nature of their defences and the best entry points.  We had gleaned a fine harvest from our questions but none of us had thought to mention reinforcements. Only when Celmar actually asked did Bargul gladly reveal more.  A full company was massing, sixty Hobgoblins summoned from the eastern marches; summoned by the Master who summoned all, mustering at the castle and ready for battle.  This Bargul was only one of the advanced scouts.



               "Sixty!" Our Ranger shook his head with disbelief.  "You are quite sure?"



               Celmar held her hands helplessly in the air.



               "They won't be waiting at that castle,” muttered Dain.  "Not for long, not a full company."



            

              "They're either a garrison for the mine or-” I began.



               "An attack on Phandalin is coming,” said Shupatra.   "And it does not take a Master of horse and foot to anticipate just how that will go. A few score of peasants and townsfolk with farming tools and rusty swords; no stone rampart, not even a wooden fence. And just seven of us."



               "How by the bones of Orcus did we miss this till now?" glared the Ranger.



               “The die are cast but the day is not yet done. Not yet, not quite."  I looked at my comrades, each in turn. "We can sit and wait or move to meet this."



               "We warn Phandalin and we move fast," Dain Rocksmiter spoke with grim resolve fit for great Durin himself.  "There may still be time, still a chance to free Gundren first."



               "And hope,” said Celmar, her soft voice eggshell hollow.  "And hope."



               "Oh sweetness and joy,” muttered Druid Rubyrubb.  "That makes everything peachy!" 


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               On reflection our meeting with Townmaster Harbin Wester went quite well considering the circumstances.  I simply remain grateful for the stoic presence of Sildar Hallwinter, a grim and humourless man but steadfast to his fingertips and with a veteran's eye for ground.  A man easily mocked whenever danger has fled but a warrior anyone would pray to be standing at their side when the enemy are closing and the Three Fates raise their shears. While Harbin spluttered in panic and seemed most intent on finding some happy scapegoat, Captain Hallwinter summoned his scant forces and set his defences.



               There was no time or hope of evacuating Phandalin; but Sildar sent two riders hell for leather for aid; each leading a second mount in the hopes of maintaining the fastest possible speed. Celmar was scarcely happy to hand over our own bay horse but she was satisfied Sister Garele would treat gentle Honey well.



               Sildar gave orders to the frightened Townmaster, then Wester Harbin gave orders to Phandalin. Only one place offered any hope of safety, the ruins of Tresendar Manor.  Provisions were stockpiled in the cellars, food and fuel, blankets and bedding, fresh water and the best weapons this small town could supply. Trees were felled to set a palisade around the entrance.  At the very least it would reduce the frontage of any attack. The narrow passage leading to the central cavern was disguised with brambles and leaves in the hope our foes would never find it.  Another palisade was set inside the rock strewn cavern in case they did.  With lamentation and curses the townsfolk of Phandalin carried all the belongings they could manage to their dank refuge; a hard task for anyone, least of all Mirna Dendrar and her children, returning to their place of torment and fear.


              

           It was a thousand pities Neave Gemstone had already departed. Her presence and her powers would be sorely missed but we had no time to lament misfortunes. Our swift march north began; our Ranger scouting ahead, long arrows loose in his quiver, his green cloak merging with the tall grasses and trees.  Without him we could not have made such progress; he guided us with unerring expertise, threading a path between dense brambles and briars even when we entered the dark forest of Neverwinter.   Dain Rocksmiter led the main party; I brought up the rear, heater shield slung across my mailed shoulders.  Gove led our mule, maimed Bargul tied to the pack saddle; his mouth gagged in case he should cry out to any hidden companions along our path.



               That evening we camped without any fire; our enemies were close now, armed and ready, we could not risk betraying our presence.  Marching rations make a miserable dinner for anyone, but Buddynock was able to augment our pallid meal with some bulbs of white wood sorrel and sour purslane.  I was rarely more grateful to be journeying with an elf.  While her companions required sleep to ease their weary limbs, graceful Celmar stood in that speechless trance, eyes still open still aware even as her body recovered its strength.


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               My armour and I have grown old friends.  I am only conscious of the weight of my iron mail whenever I doff my hauberk to sleep.  A few yards away Dain Rocksmiter was doing the same, rolling his heavy armour and making sure the sleeves lay smooth before taking care his holy symbol of Marthammor Duin, Finder of Trails hung safe about his neck It is always a relief to lie back with only my padded gambeson and bedroll between my skin and the night sky but only a rank fool would not feel more vulnerable!  There are many times I secretly envy quick Buddynock and Shupatra for I lack their easy grace and nimble movement.  They do not need heavy mail to keep them safe!


               Despite our weary day on foot, it was many hours before any of us slept.  Our objective was drawing near and none of us imagined this would be simple.  The odds were bad and the risks only too apparent; our Unseen Enemy was mighty indeed, his reach was long and his power far greater than we had imagined. It was too late to turn back now, we would march on come what may, but dark thoughts come unbidden at night when all is quiet, especially in a bivouac without the comfort of a fire.  Was it any wonder each of us lay awake?



               It takes time to really know your comrades; you may fight side by side, bandage each other's wounds, take counsel together and hazard all in your shared quest, yet still know little of a companion's past life, their fears or fondest hopes. Since our first struggle with those vile Grimlocks, I have grown to trust and like Dain Rocksmiter for his quiet bravery, wisdom and essential decency.  A pious Cleric yet there is no zealotry in his demeanour and despite his gruff muttering, I have come to realise our Dwarven friend is actually rather shy in company.  Tonight we heard his deep voice in the darkness as Dain admitted the reason for his journey. Our Cleric was longing to reach the end of his quest yet dreaded what he fully expected to find.  "We believe this Cragmar castle houses a forgotten shrine to our revered Marthammor Duin, Finder of Trails., He who Watches over Wanderers."

                   

               "Cragmar is not empty Dain,” I said hesitantly, picking my words with care.  "There will be inhabitants."



               "I know," muttered Dain.  "All too well I know that, and I know they will not have left our shrine unprofaned, but I have vowed to kneel before the Altar stone and look upon His image if there is any image left to honour."   Dain Rocksmiter let his long beard flow through his fingers.  "Don't be standing between a weary Dwarf and his fond dream."   



               For a long moment no one spoke. I am aware my account makes frequent mention of the frivolous irreverence of our Gnomish Druid and Elven Celmar but I know beyond all doubt there is no malice in their manner just a light-hearted merriment sometimes the most staid and pompous would well do to heed.  They heard Dain speak with honest passion, they sat in respectful silence.



               "I hope you find something still worth saving,” Shupatra said softly.  "I seek my own treasure, the greatest riches in all the world.  What else can anyone call music, the notes that echo through our lives bearing the emotions we cannot capture in spoken words, all our hopes, all our longings?" Our Bard paused but none of us wanted to intrude. "I seek the silver dulcimer of Maponus. It has been lost like so many precious artefacts since the Great Darkness.  It may lie in ruined Cragmar, it may be waiting for me! I may find nothing at all but I will go on seeking as long as I breathe. By repute it played itself whenever moonlight fell on upon the strings, music fit to charm both the living and the dead."



               "We could certainly benefit from a lullaby now," smiled Dain Rocksmiter.  "I will share first watch and keep Celmar company.  Good night my friends, good night."


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               Celmar roused us just before the dawn.  No one spoke, no one wanted to, not even to share a curse. It is not pleasant to pull a coat of night cold mail over your head; the sheer weight always bears me down like a falling star, until I fasten my thick leather belt and baldric about my waist and ease the load on my shoulders. Like any Dwarf, strong Dain makes light work of any load. Already clad in armour he moved to one side of the glade. I saw my comrade bow his head in humble thanks for the new day as I held the sacred emblem of Pallas Athene aloft and began my own observances.



               The time had come.  We all saw the fury on our prisoner’s face; Bargul's dark eyes blazed, his fanged mouth clamped shut but the sorceries of Celmar spun magic from clear air, the Hobgoblin’s ragged breathing eased, his long claws opened.  Our Elven magic had claimed him once again.  Bargul still pointed north, that was reassuring, but now he also held one long finger to his lips.



               We moved ever more cautiously now; but for Ranger Samuel our progress would have been slower still and more noisy.  (*) We could see nothing through the thick curtain of trees but charmed Bargul kept urging us onward, smiling with happy pride as he steered our steps. From the rear of our column I saw the Ranger fall to his knees, right arm held aloft.  Thirty yards ahead daylight glimmered on the beech leaves.  One by one we inched forward, dropping even lower as we closed the distance, then lying flat in the thick bushes to peer out into the clearing at Cragmar.  Seven ruined towers huddling together two hundred yards away, a stony island in a swaying sea of trees. The ground was pitilessly open, a carpet of knee high meadow flowers save for a large pool of dark water some distance from the main gate.



               "Castle is a big word for such a small fortification,” Dain shielded his eyes against the rising sun. “I understand your description of this wizards' tower better for seeing the place."



               "There's one very obvious danger-” I began.



               "Really?" Buddynock's contribution cut me off. "Apart from having to belt across cleared ground as bare as a dracolith's dangly bits?"



               "Apart from that, yes,” I glared.  "Look how close the towers stand.  No curtain walls to separate them, each clearly linked internally.  Cragmaw is so small if we rouse the garrison of one tower we are certain to alert every single inhabitant."



               "That would probably be bad?" said Celmar with deadpan humour.      



               "Possibly,” said Shupatra.  "If we were waving swords and assorted sharp objects."              



               "So little chance of cupcakes and a comfortable chair?" continued Celmar.




               "Maybe chairs with iron safety fixtures so you never accidentally fall out," said Shupatra.







               "And strategically placed, holes favouring recreational activities with heated prongs and pokers?"  said Celmar.







               "Well, good hosts would never want a guest to feel chilled.  That would be fundamentally wrong," Shupatra squared her small shoulders.  



(*)               All adventurers are thankful a trained wilderness mule does not bray.  



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               "Have you quite finished?" I asked, my fingers clenched tight around my sword hilt.  (*)



              "It's only a quick joke," Celmar said softly, "while we still have the chance."



                 Our brash Druid is always so gentle whenever he speaks with beasts or birds. Once Buddynock assured my anxious mule we would return, I hobbled Sisyphos under a thick stand of bracken, making sure he was hidden from view. Bargul we laid safely near the animal, concealed, bound and gagged as before.  It would be at least an hour before the Charm spell faded, maybe enough time to be successfully out of Cragmar and running for home. Ranger Samuel had raised an eyebrow at my actions and I fully own the incongruity; I would have no compunction in slaying any Hobgoblin I ever faced in battle but Bargul posed no immediate risk and how could we hurt a prisoner so helpless and dependent.  Yes I know I had no real answers.  What could we do with a maimed Hobgoblin?  We could not change his nature, Bargul had no place left to live, no hope of anything better than a swift and painless death. His comrades would surely simply kill him for meat or sport.  Left alone he would hobble on a stick until hunger claimed him or some lurking beast leapt onto his back.  Leave him my mule? Where would he go? It is true I had no answers to the problem of our prisoner and yes I would forgo thinking of solutions for the moment.  We had other walls to climb.



               Now Ranger Samuel doffed his heavy scale mail, to lessen his chances of making a noise. With a final nod he swallowed the invisibility potion we had found in Tresendar.  In an instant his slim form vanished before our eyes; bright sunlight shining through the very space where he stood.  We heard barely a rustle as our brave Ranger stepped into the clearing, we saw a few blades of grass bend low as he passed and then nothing.



               We did not wish to light a marked candle.  Buddynock muttered something about missing one of those clockwork contraptions his cousin crafted from polished brass but if wishes were horses every steed would be a unicorn.  We simply counted instead and our small pile of pebbles grew as the hour ebbed and the moments flowed through our hands. We sat, we waited as time crawled by, our world shrunk very small, to nothing more thean the green leaves picked out in sunlight before us.  If Buddynock Rubyrubb or Neave Gemstone had drunk an invisibility potion I would be expecting some merry foolery as they returned.  Our Ranger Samuel was made of sterner stuff; he gave the low bird call we had agreed then stepped up boldly through our line without a pause



(*)               We all mask anxieties our own way.


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               Any adventurer can show courage when comrades stand at his side.  It takes a rarer fortitude to wander alone and unaided among a fierce and deadly enemy.  Our Ranger’s report was brusque but detailed; our next move now seemed clear.            Only the ground storey was still standing, fallen masonry and baulks of rotting timber were piled haphazard around the base. Long lost Cragmar seemed on the verge of final collapse, the dank stench of decay hung over the site. Stone steps to the west led to a cracked terrace strewn with mould and two oak doors hanging open on rusted hinges.  The flanking towers were pierced with arrow slits and from the bickering voices inside, each post was manned with goblins awake and ready.   With ice cool courage Ranger Samuel had stepped over the threshold, walking into the filth daubed remains of a stone gatehouse.  Not a soul was in sight, but those goblins were even closer now, half a dozen at least, voices that scratched like fingernails on slate.  Closed wooden doors stood shut in his face; surely passageways to other towers of Cragmar.  Wary of making a sound, wary of leaving clear foot prints in the door, our Ranger stepped back onto the terrace, determined to scout the entire perimeter while his potion lasted.



               In places the surviving walls were little more than rubble but any attempt to scale the loose scree would be noisy and slow, Shupatra and Buddynock might succeed unaided but Dain and I would surely need a rope and grapple for any real chance of success.  Ranger Samuel slowly completed a circuit of Cragmar; passing the eastward tower where Bargul claimed a roaring beast was housed.  The invisibility potion had little time left to run but with his last quarter hour Ranger Samuel located the stone flanked postern gate to the south.  A flight of mildewed steps led to an iron door set flush to the tower wall.  His bow stave gently tapped each stone before he placed his feet; his keen eyes looked for any sign of trap or alarm. Different voices echoed through the arrow slits above his head; deeper than before and guttural. Our Ranger did not need to speak fluent Hobgoblin to know the occupants of this room.  He returned to us just in time.


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               We stared at the rough plan scratched into the dirt. “The choice seems clear,” our Ranger stabbed down with his dagger.  “Here, the postern gate.”



               “Close to those Hobgoblins,” Dain muttered.



               “But surely nearer their chieftain too,” I smiled.  “This Grol the mighty! “



               “Find him and surely find poor Gundren too?” agreed Shupatra. 



               “I remember the caves,” said Buddynock.  “I remember what happens to hostages unless we can surprise them. So I suppose this is down to me.  Again!”



               Celmar laid a soothing hand on his shoulder.  “Neave Gemstone would be so proud of you.”



               “I’m a Druid I am!” Buddynock Rubyrubb said plaintively. “A child of nature and whatnot, a spirit of wild places and the delicate balance of life and beasts.  Not someone who should be asked to fiddle with bloody locks just because he has an unwanted second hand set of thieves’ lockpicks!  It’s not fair!”



               “You have the nimblest fingers my friend.” I began “And-“



               “When I’m not solid stone you mean!”



               “You’ve got that Ring of Protection now.”  Shupatra said quietly.



               “It’s not certain though is it?”  Buddynock's wild beard waggled in agitation.



               “I told you I checked for traps,” said our Ranger.



               “Yes and are you strictly qualified to do that?”  asked Buddynock.  “Everyone’s very keen and certain of our next step when it’s my turn to put me bum on the line again.  And note that word please:  again!”



               “I am truly sorry good Druid,” I tried to smile in a comradely way. “But only you are stealthy enough to unlock that door.  We ask you because we have no choice.  If I try to force an entrance the noise will ring worse than a Fire Giant’s forge; we have to open that lock quietly; we have to ask you to take the risk once more.”



               “And you will be first to actually walk inside?”  Buddynock looked up at me like a fledging puffin being urged to risk its first flight.  (*)



(*)   While hungry Black Backed Gulls are screeching in the offing.



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               “Just as I said my friend.”



               "You swear on the Holy Name of Pallas Athene?"



               "I promise good Buddynock!"



               “And Dain will be rearguard?”



               “Aye!”



               Buddynock sniffed.  “Knowing my luck that just means there will be some nasty lurking on the flanks then. Or from below.  Or above.”



               Shupatra peered across the open ground. “How to you plan to do this?”



               “Ideally by sending someone else!”  Our diminutive Gnome held his breath, rocked back on his heels then rolled forward out of the bushes. He froze, his small body tensed for the first shout of alarm or singing arrow; we could see Buddynock’s lips move as he muttered.



               “Is that a cantrip of concealment?” I asked, impressed by our wily Gnome’s skill.



               Dain Rocksmiter stifled a smile. “Knowing Buddynock probably not. I think the grass is rather long just there.”



               “Surely a benefit,” said our Ranger. "Especially for anyone his size."



               “Not when covered with dew,” said our Cleric.



               “All those leaves and twigs stuck in his cloak and hair certainly help hide him.”  Shupatra truly sounded impressed.  “When did Buddynock add them?”



               Dain gave her a very level look:  “Nope.  They are always there.  Just trust me.”



               The swaying meadow flowers gave our Gnome better cover than we realised. I saw our Druid flatten himself against the dog leg wall covering the postern.  Buddynock raised his hand, he made a gesture. I choose not to describe it in detail. Our Druid vanished.



               “Spider form?” asked Celmar.



               “Most definitely,” said Dain.


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               “A pity he could not have made the whole journey that way,” I suggested.



               “Just imagine the additional time it would take,” said our Ranger.



               “Not to mention the danger from hungry frogs,” said Shupatra.



               Celmar shuddered: “I just hope he can do what I suggested. It makes perfect sense.”  



“And a fine idea too,” I nodded. “Creep under the door as a spider, check for sentries, if the coast is clear simply resume Gnome form and slip back the bolt.  Genius!” 



Time trickled by. “He had oil for the hinges?” I asked. “Buddynock definitely had a flask?” Celmar laid a gentle hand on my shoulder.   It can only have been moments later but we suddenly saw our Druid, Gnome form restored, appear at the end of the dog leg wall. He dropped to his knees, we saw his small arm waving.



               “What’s that?”  asked Dain, wrinkling his brow.



               “He wants us to cross the open ground one at a time,” said keen-eyed Carmel. “See his fingers?”



               Shupatra strained to see:  “And he wants us one by one.”



               “Oh so that’s what he’s signalling,” our Ranger glanced back to check our rear.



               “That’s a relief,” Dain muttered.  “Buddynock was quite cross all things considered.”



               Shupatra set her teeth, darted clear of the tree line and into the tall meadow grass, as we waited bows in hand, hearts in mouth. Celmar was next.  “At least a violet robe blends with the dawn,” she smiled.  Once our Sorcerer closed the distance, her Misty Step sped her across the remaining open ground, for a moment Celmar flickered into view then she repeated her spell to bring her hard against the crumbling walls of Cragmar.  Buddynock waved again.



               “Is he signalling two of us have crossed?”  I asked.



               “Let’s just hope so,” sighed Dain Rocksmiter.



               Little Gove reached the castle walls without incident: Our Ranger nodded grimly and slowly crossed behind his companions; his green cloak offering welcome concealment, even if his heavy coat of bronze scales made more noise than a stealthy man would wish. I made one last check on my mule hidden beneath the bracken, water and oats close at hand. Alongside lay maimed Bargul smiling at the sky, Celmar's spell was clearly still potent.  My shoes were laced tightly, my sword loose in its scabbard. Finally I looked across at Dain. There are times no one welcomes wearing jingling mail.


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                "If we run we make more noise.  If we saunter any sleepy sentries might just forget bickering and peer through those arrow slits. Do we go together or one at a time?"



               "You first." Dain pulled a wry face. "I’ll only slow you down".



               "Mail is sure to be arrow proof.  At least at this range."



               "Assuming they’ve nothing in the way of siege equipment wound, loaded and pointing out of those embrasures." Dain Rocksmiter scowled. "Or some long dead wizard’s mechanical toy."



               I stepped clear of the trees feeling more exposed than ever before in my life.  Ahead I could just see Buddynock peering anxiously around the buttress. He seemed to be conferring with our comrades pressed flat against the castle wall.  They were clearly saying something to each other, was money changing hands?  Wretched Gnome!



               I ploughed through the meadow like a ship through an ice strewn sea, grateful the pliant grasses sprang back after my passing; at least no flattened trail would mark my guilty approach. The crumbling walls of Cragmar loomed ever higher as I ran, the breath catching in my throat, my heavy pack bouncing against my shoulders.  I stumbled in the last few paces, but little Buddynock pulled me safe against the rough stonework.  “Made it! Ah well Celmar I owe you a gold piece.” Our Druid must have seen my face. “Only joking squire, only joking!” (*)



               Celmar stood sentry as the rest of us turned to watch Dain Rocksmiter making the meadow run, his face scarlet, knees pounding like mill pistons.  The voices from the arrow slits over our heads were only too apparent, hobgoblins a half dozen at least practicing some dawn drill.  For a horrible moment the sound seemed to change and we expected a flight of arrows, but our doughty Cleric reached the wall intact and undetected, a stray poppy sticking from his bootstraps. "Is that bloody door still not open?" wheezed Dain, taking a grateful swig from his water skin as he mopped his brow.



               "I tried from the inside, but there was no bolt just this lock," said Buddynock.  "Do you think we're going to have fun storming the castle?  We don't have a Holocaust cloak but maybe Wilson could count as a wheelbarrow?"



               "As you wish," nodded Dain before glancing sideways and whispering. "Do you know where he gets these notions from?"



               "It's inconceivable, "I replied, "I would not bet you a florin to a guilder anyone here knows."


(*)  His humour is irreverent, irrepressible and invariably IRRITATING but Druid Rubyrubb only makes his jokes when someone is safe.  I notice that now.  (**)

(**)  But I'm STILL saying “Wretched Gnome!"


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               The iron postern door was rusted but still solid.  Celmar’s Mage Hand played around the lock.  Nothing was triggered by the cantrip, not conclusive proof no trap lay waiting but even Buddynock seemed a little more cheerful. I held my heater shield over our Druid’s head as he worked.



               "I bet Thieves’ Guilds get right stroppy with any freelance burglars," muttered Buddynock and by right stroppy I mean short sharp encounters in alleyways.  Either strategic bits cut off or harbour tours from the seabed upwards."


             No one spoke; we scarcely dared breathe.  We just heard Buddynock Rubyrubb muttering. (*)


 A sharp click broke the silence.  "Pass the oil then," beamed our Druid. "And after you!"



               We were lavish coating those hinges.  For a moment the iron door seemed to stick but then we felt the postern give, shift and suddenly swing wide, I barely managed to stop it crashing back against the frame.  At last we all looked inside Cragmar Castle.  There was no sign of life, just a dusty corridor hung with cobwebs, the stained flagstones cracked and broken where tree roots had risen through the foundations.  Narrow shafts of daylight lanced down through holes in the roof.   If Goblins had designated latrines we saw no evidence of it. "Mind how you go," our smiling Druid told our Halfling Bard.  Shupatra shot him an evil glance.



               On our left stood a closed door of stout oak banded with iron. The hobgoblins in the room behind were only too audible.  As planned I tapped an iron spike between frame and sill to wedge it shut.  "Muffle the hammer with your cloak!" hissed our Ranger.



               Sword in hand I led us onward, Dain at the rear gently swung the postern shut without locking it.  We picked our way with care, speaking only in whispers. Ahead we saw a corridor running the width of the castle, two towers were on our right.  Filthy sleeping pallets lined one chamber wall. Behind the door of the nearest tower, we heard that foretold roaring; a creature clearly large and angry but with a ragged, weary edge to the sound.



Buddynock’s mouth was grim.  "I have some business there, we had reports an animal is being confined. I want to find out what."



               "And if it is dangerous?" Our Ranger hefted his bow: "I kill no beast wantonly but if that creature poses a real threat to the town..."



               "If it is dangerous."  Buddynock spoke with equal determination.  "If! Otherwise it goes safe and free back to the forest."



               "Is it just me or does everyone see that heavy oak bar fastening the door? Celmar said wryly. "I'm just asking.. ."



(*)      Technical lock picking terms naturally.



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               Sometimes the Fates prove kind.  Sometimes. The wood was old and long past its best, no match for my crowbar as I quietly enlarged a crack bewteen two panels. In honesty we all leapt back when a glaring golden eye blinked back at us and a razor sharp beak snapped shut only the width of an oak plank from our faces. If we had to encounter a captive Owlbear I am deeply thankful those carpenters knew their business...




               “A bear crossed with an owl?”  Our supposedly ‘one with all nature’ Druid shook his head in disbelief. 



               “Look I did not create them,” I replied trying not to sound defensive. “Blame some inventive wizard with too much free time to play with.”



               “An owlbear?” Buddynock Rubyrubb still struggled to comprehend. (*)



               “A Winnie the tu-whit, tu-whoo,” suggested Shupatra with lightning wit.



               “What?”  Ranger Samuel almost dropped his bow in surprise.



               “Bards study many books of rhyme, verse and prose,” said Shupatra.  “You’d be surprised.”



(*)        Surely our Child of Nature Buddynock Rubyrubb should be fully familiar with Owlbears!

             What did Shamans of the Circle of the Moon actually teach their young charges?

              Apart from drinking games and dubious folk ballads 

                 With optional but inevitable hand gestures and gurning.  

                     Both of alarming vigour and highly unsuitable for adults of a gentle disposition.

              Though by the clear evidence we observed in Phandalin, very highly appreciated by young children! 

                     Wretched Gnome!


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(c) Wizards of the Coast


           Moving through the castle, wedging a second door on our left, we saw fallen rubble and fractured walls shored up with random timbers, we saw bales and wooden barrels piled against the wall, we saw something our ranger had missed from the outside. Bright light picked out the edges of a square of painted tarpaulin, a camouflaged cover to conceal a yawning gap in the wall.  We cautiously peered outside and saw the far side of the clearing.  "Another way out," suggested Shupatra.  "Maybe a faster one." The entire castle seemed on the point of final collapse, only a leader with delusions of grandeur would ever choose this crumbling relic for a strongpoint.



               We heard nothing through the next wooden door to our right but we still followed our plan even so and  Gove entered alone, wandering with blithe innocence as though on some simple errand. Of course we remained wary of our Goblin companion, especially  considering the garrison of Cragmar. Little Gove was always eager for loot and knew serving our company was his best hope of acquiring treasures, yet Goblins are hardly renowned for fidelity and honour.  I would like to believe that kind and consistent behaviour earns loyalty.   I would like to believe that but... 



               The door swung to behind Gove.  We heard his reedy voice. Dain Rocksmiter listened intently but unless Gove was making silent gestures to betray us his words seemed innocent.  We heard a barked command, the door opened and Gove backed across the threshold, bowing so low his nose was brushing the dust. The door closed firmly once more.  No sound came from within, there was no sign we had been detected.  Not yet at least, not yet.


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               Gove's orange eyes shone with sudden resentment.  "Two. Biggers. Armed. Ready."  He spat on the floor and licked his thin lips.  I glanced at my comrades, checking all were alert, all ready.  The moment had come.



               Our Elven Sorceress was poised and ready.  Shupatra murmured a few lines of inspiration, I saw her nod and I swung the door wide.  Twelve feet away two Hobgoblins stood spear in hand before a second closed door; watchful and wary but not quick enough, not quite.  Celmar's sleep spell claimed them both, our daggers silenced them forever.  I will not countenance any wanton killing, especially the slaying of a helpless foe but too much was at stake to risk any noise, too many lives rested on our success and we knew what these Hobgoblins were capable of.



               "Only a little more than most humans,” Buddynock said wryly.



               Behind this heavy studded door we heard three voices.  One loud and brutish, demanding speedy payment, I cannot imagine an Uruk hai ever sounding pleasant. The other two were harder to place. One human, male, eager, almost breathless and speaking the same sing song phrases each time. "A spell caster?"  mouthed Ranger Samuel.



               The last voice was higher and diffident, almost languidand deftly avoiding answering the angry Uruk. I saw Celmar’s eyes widen, saw her hands tighten on her staff.  Gove opened the door a crack and slithered through.  We heard an angry shout, Gove swiftly backed out of the chamber, just as a heavy tankard clattered against the door jamb.



               Gove held a bone thin finger to his lips.  "Uruk. Warg.  Elf black skin, white hair and Man in dark leather with hat and straps.  Mask on face.”



               "Oh! One of those rooms eh?" grinned Buddynock.  "Dearie me."



               Dain Rocksmiter glared with indignation from the rear. 



               Celmar simply mouthed the word "Drow."    That was news we never expected!  That was news no sane creature welcomes. The Dark Elves are a force anyone should fear. Yet what else could we do; the dice were already in the cup and the throw was ours.



               I looked once more to my comrades, I saw their tense faces but saw they were ready.  The memory of helpless Sildar Hallwinter with a knife to his throat was foremost in our minds. If this guarded room was the chamber of their leader surely poor Gundren Stonefoot was nearby.  We could not risk him being held hostage.  My comrades nodded,  Dain, Buddynock and Gove turned about to hold the corridor,  I kicked this second door open, leaping clear as sweet music sounded on Shupatra's dulcimer.  



     
                                                    Drow                                                                                         Uruk - hai


               We sprang inside the largest tower of Cragmar Castle, a chamber thick with fetid smoke from a charcoal brazier, the stained floor strewn with a haphazard litter of furs, leather tankards and gnawed meat. Four startled faces stared back.  Our Bard’s sleep spell claimed both the bizarre man in dark green leather and the fierce looking wolf lying by the hearth, but despite Shupatra's  magic, the Drow warrior reacted with incredible speed, darting out of sight behind a hanging curtain. Ranger Samuel feathered an arrow in the shoulder of the startled Uruk hai, a grizzled brute with bloodshot eyes in a face seamed with scars.  I was already charging as it drew its hooked sword, my first cut driving it back against the wall, I called on my Grey Eyed Lady of the Battles and my long blade sliced through its rusted brigantine with alarming ease.



               I could hear Dain's deep voice as he summoned his spiritual weapon, golden light glowed around him and the emblem of Marthammor Duin, Finder of Trails appeared floating in mid-air a spiked mace over a fur topped boot.  (*)




(*)  Technically speaking a Masse d'armes sur brogue Tenné vair, sur field argent. Assuming Dwarves follow the same tinctures and fields of Heraldry.   I add this note despite knowing I will invariably hear Buddynock Rubyrubb whispering "Dalmas is off again.  Still if it keeps him happy." 

I have never seen any charge or blazon of a Druid of the Circle of the Moon.

 If they all resemble our own Forest Gnome that can only be called a merciful release for our College of Heralds!



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               Shouting shattered the silence.  Brave Shupatra sped round the corner of the tapestry short sword in hand, as we heard sudden heavy thuds echoing through the castle. Celmar knelt to bind first the snoring man then the sleeping wolf.  Anyone else would have simply knifed the beast but I had learnt much of Celmar’s tender regard for wolves these last few weeks.



               My stricken foe was dying on his feet, I ordered King Grol to surrender, the Uruk spat blood in my face.  My long sword Talon cut crown from head and head from trunk. Dain Rocksmiter's Spiritual Weapon was floating towards the fight in Grol's chambers; the first time we had witnessed our Cleric's spell in battle.  A corona of golden light spilled out to light its passing.   It's slow passing. 



               "So it sort of relies on your enemies standing right next to you?"  Buddynock looked up with careful innocence.   "Ideally sharing the same pair of trousers?"



               "Shut up, shut up!"  muttered Dain.  "I just have to adjust the .. just wait ... I've got this."



               Iron shod feet pounded down the passage behind us, we had wedged that first door but there was more than one corridor through this castle.  Two dozen Hobgoblins at the least, fully armed in dark mail and long shields; we glimpsed smaller Goblins lurking at the rear.  Our Cleric's Guiding Bolt spell claimed the first in a shower of sparks; little Gove loosed a hasty arrow to no avail, our Druid's sling shot sprang back from their heavy armour.  Dain's Spiritual Weapon began to retrace its journey.


Bizarre stranger in dark green leather, masked and cloaked.
(c) Wizards of the Coast

"It certainly suggests some interesting 'hobby' activities but none which involve any actual lady friends," grinned Celmar.
"I'm saying nothing!!"

"That's probably wise," said Buddynock.  "Dalmas is giving us that 'hurt' look again."



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                Behind the swinging curtain a door led to a smaller chamber, heedless of risk, valiant Shupatra raced inside alone. Part of the curving wall was a tangled mass of rubble, on a filthy tangle of straw lay a dwarf, bloodstained and barely conscious, stripped of mail and outer clothing.  A wide-eyed human child, little more than ten at best, knelt at his side, her fair hair tousled, her fearful face cut and bruised.  She was shielding the helpless dwarf with her own body, she pointed to an arrow slit, the stone blocks were brittle, the hole wider than normal.  "There out there!"  she cried.



               Shupatra's eyes narrowed, she sang a second sleep spell, enough to give any injured dwarf and child pain-free, fear-free slumber. Yet, only the wounded dwarf succumbed, the child spat a curse and sprang with incredible speed for the arrow slit, only to slip and slam her head into the stone, sticking fast, unable to drop clear.  This was no ordinary youngster!  Shupatra hung desperately from the girl's legs shouting for aid. I raced through the open doorway sword dripping.   



               Dain's crossbow bolt went wide, Gove's second shot again sprang back from their heavy shields; even our Ranger's arrow failed to penetrate their armour.  Spears braced, the Hobgoblins charged down the passage.  Buddynock Rubyrubb's face was creased with concentration, a white moonbeam flickered into life blocking the doorway, the foremost Hobgoblin was engulfed in silver fire, screamed and fell dead to the floor. His fellows halted with speed, our Druid had bought us some time.



               Small Shupatra  still clung to the child's legs. I ran to join her, Celmar too, and it took three of us pulling on those feet before the small girl fell back into the tower.  We heard an inhuman hiss from that sweet, innocent mouth, we saw the fury in those pitiless dark eyes.  Yet she was a child still, young, helpless, pigtails dancing either side of her pinched face, how in Tartarus could I injure a small maiden?



               "Your sword you fool!" Shupatra shouted from the ground. Now I saw those tiny fingers sprout claws, I caught her first slashing blow on my shield, but the second raked blood from our Bard.  I shouted again and again, bawling a demand for her surrender then Celmar's trusty magic missiles found their mark, a wise choice in that small tight space.  Shupatra struck home with her short sword and that entity in child's form hissed like some hungry snake. 



                Almost closing my eyes with the horror of this struggle, I finally swung Talon, my long sword cleaved the child's side, a stroke to topple a strong man to the earth, yet this creature still fought on, despite the bright blood running down its ruined flank. The creature sprang again, the fight was ugly squalid, our enemy was stronger than any of us imagined, in that narrow space we buffeted together, slamming against walls and crumbling buttress; all the while conscious of the battle our friends were fighting, out of sight but only a few feet away.  We heard the whirr of arrows, the brittle skittering of shafts hitting wall and ceiling; a sudden scream so close, an outraged curse in Dwarvish; then words of honour and pride echoing through the tower:

                                                                  “Cattle die, kinsfolk die.
We ourselves must one day die.
The one thing that will never die.
The dead dwarf’s reputation!”


               Dain was chanting the august verses of the Hávamál as he fitted another bolt to his heavy crossbow, a sound to stir the heart of any listener not actually facing an angry Dwarven warrior! (*)

              

               Brow furrowed in concentration, Buddynock kept focus on his Moonbeam spell, despite the two Hobgoblin arrows now quivering in the bottom of his raised bucket (**).  Their attack stalled, for the time being, our disciplined foes still reacted with speed.  The foremost two Hobgoblins had knelt, their angled shields braced as a dozen of their waiting comrades set arrows to string.  Another volley sped down the short passage way, little Gove screamed like a stuck pig and fell back, a long arrow deep in his thin chest.  Goblins are notoriously skilled at loosing arrows and fading back into cover, but not even Gove was nimble enough at this close range, against so many skilled bowmen.



               Dain’s crossbow bolt went wide again; we heard him curse as a long arrow pierced his Dwarven mail.  His spent Spiritual Weapon faded from view, the Hobgoblins readied another volley. Ranger Samuel stepped forward his  longbow bent, chanted his mystic words and sped his arrow in a magic Hail of Thorns.  Three Hobgoblin archers fell dead, a fourth fell back wounded; our foes withdrew from sight.  Our Druid's silver Moonbeam still stood defiant in the passage.



               I had no more time to spare for even small kindness.  Shupatra’ nimble blade slashed home again, Celmar had drawn her dagger. I felt the creature’s fell breath on my face as I struck with shortened sword, stabbing deep and finally bringing our foe to the ground.  The creature still fought with all the ferocity of a beast yet there was rational thought so clearly in those cold eyes. Even when wounded, even when dying, the creature would not heed any offer of quarter.



               It fell to the cracked stone flags, one hand clenching.  We stared down at our foe, still in the form of a small child, grey dress rent and stained with blood, blonde hair smeared with filth.  For a heartbeat I could not move, for the sheer horror of it all; we knew we faced some eldritch entity but we saw a young girl whose life we had ended with our swords. And then, and then, the still form shimmered and shifted, in place of that broken doll like form we saw a tall gangling corpse,  naked but no apparent gender, blue grey hairless skin, a bulbous head, long fingers tipped with talons. Not human, not even close, no troll nor ogre either, a creature strange and unknown, deadly and able to change its form at will.  But for wise Shupatra we could have been fooled, a few moments more and we surely would have accepted this helpless child under our shields. 



(*)     I am fully aware Buddynock Rubyrubb is both learned and erudite; I remain in awe of his quick wits and schooling.     

         Despite this his favoured battle cries fall more to “You’re gonna get your nads kicked in!” rather than poetry.  I am not   

         entirely sure what this means but I have my suspicions.

(**)    One day, soon, surely, our fancy free Druid will finally buy a proper shield! 



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               What would have happened when we ate our shared meal trusting our food was safe?  What would this creature have done when we slept unaware and our sentry was alone and unsuspecting?  I shuddered though my comrades did not see.  A deadly cunning foe yet I sensed no clear evil in its nature , no obvious malice even now, just cold purpose, pitiless as a winter storm or black void among the stars.



               An account of battle and war can be stimulating to those devouring tales from the safety of their fireside, an entertainment to any who have never faced fierce foes with long blades in their hands, they see the supposed glory and hear trumpets in their minds.  The stark reality is agony and fear, blood and always blood, the dying eyes that take lodging in your soul, the screams of pain, the churned earth, the acrid tang of voided bowels from the dead and dying; from the living too though few warriors ever admit to that. A soldier may live through a battle but a little of him still dies in winning his victory.


 The Shapeshifter
(c) Wizards of the Coast


We seized our slight respite in both hands. Ranger Samuel and Buddynock stood sentry in the doorway, returning arrows and slingstones whenever a Hobgoblin archer ventured a shot. Despite his own injury Dain Rocksmiter fought to save stricken Gove, removing the barbed Hobgoblin arrow then closing the wound with deft skill.  At last I could turn to the  Dwarven hostage. He had been tortured with brutal skill and his deep voice was barely a whisper but I recognised the battered face of Gundren Stonefoot. His brown eyes struggled to focus but his broken hand still gripped mine in thanks. Gundren would recover I was sure of that now but we would not be travelling quickly in his company. We used our slight respite to the full but we knew only too well battle would be rejoined at any moment. All through the castle echoed the sound of steady hammering.

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There was no chance to rest and regain our spells but we moved helpless Gundren and Gove out of arrow shot and dragged a heavy table to cover the door.  Our prisoner was still securely bound.  We had no time to question the man though his curious costume certainly seemed significant. A few Hobgoblin arrows were fit for further use and Ranger Samuel gratefully added them to his quiver. Our swift search uncovered a stitched leather sack hidden under dead Grol's mattress. Inside lay a few hundred silver and electrum pieces, three potions of healing and to our grateful surprise Gundren Stonefoot's map to Wave Echo Cave.  It felt so strange to actually hold this precious parchment at last; we had strived so hard, risked body and soul to find this map and after so much endeavour the scroll simply fell into our hands.  Surely trumpets should have been sounding!  



We had won the prize, we now had to win our freedom. Before the hammering finished, we tried a desperate subterfuge, we ordered our enemies to throw down their weapons if they wanted their King to live. Without even a heartbeat’s pause the Hobgoblins loosed four further arrows in our direction.  “I guess King Grol is late but not lamented then,” said Celmar. She stared and pointed “Here they come again!”



The results of that frantic carpentry were all too clear, the short passage was suddenly filled by a mass of sawn through chairs and benches, all hastily nailed together to form a wooden pavise.  Our enemies had mounted their shield on stout trestles, and the wood was clearly greased with something I do not care to name for the heavy pavise moved at a steady pace despite its evident weight.  Hobgoblins were clearly massed behind this moving cover; nearer and nearer slid the wooden shield, nearer and nearer until Dain's simple produce flame cantrip and a flash of oil set the timber aflame. Our foes still tried to push their pavise onto us but a further flask of oil made the wood too hot to hold and our enemies fell back again as black smoke billowed around them.



               "Nicely done," said our Ranger.  "but they'll surely try again."



               "Why do they need to?" replied Celmar.  "Remember those expected reinforcements? Sixty more Hobgoblins heading our way.  The Cragmar garrison only has to sit and wait and hold us here.  Only Gnomes and Halflings could fit through those arrow slits."



               "In that case it's high time for someone to do something brave," piped up Buddynock.  Our Druid pulled the two arrows from his bucket.  "Yes me!  Yes I do choose to risk my neck sometimes! All for the good of the party and the quest and so on."



               "You have a plan?"  I asked.



               "A plan so cunning a Grand Archmage of the Twentieth would be beaming," grinned Buddynock.  "Not to mention it neatly resolves my own duties too."



               "Do I really want to hear this?"  muttered Dain.


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               It only took moments to explain.  What other choice did we have?  Each of our party nodded in turn, brave Buddynock attached a rope and slipped out of the nearest arrow slit as we kept careful watch from above. Dropping lightly to the ground our Druid took the form of a pony for speed and raced around Cragmar to the iron postern door where we had first entered the castle.  Reverting to his Gnomish body Buddynock tiptoed through the corridors, an act of supreme daring with so many armed and angry enemies so near.  Especially as he took pains to close the iron door behind him. (*)



               With all his strength our comrade swung on the oak bar holding the door, all the time shooting wary glances over his shoulder.  At first it would not give, but bracing both his little feet against the frame Buddynock tried again, red in the face, his thin arms straining, at last our Druid felt the heavy timber shift.  The bar swung clear; the door sprang open, nearly slamming small Buddynock into the wall. The starving Owlbear burst into the corridor. It blinked in the torchlight, it hooted with fury. It smelt the swiftest route to freedom and seized its chance.



               First we heard the sudden roaring, then a babbling burst of terse commands,  a moment later and we saw the Hobgoblin shield wall shatter as the enraged Owlbear rampaged through their ranks, striking left and right with its feathery claws. The fog cloud that Buddynock thoughtfully summoned only confused our enemies more.  As the Owlbear burst through the Hobgoblins, slaying at least three with its beak and talons, we charged headlong down the passage.



               The Owlbear slashed through the painted tarpaulin and hooting with triumph raced for the shelter of the forest, the Hobgoblins had no chance to reform their ranks before we were on them, I slew the first, Dain's battle axe Grom claimed a second; our surprised and bloodied foes, leaderless, scourged by spell and missile, broke and ran.  I killed a second as it turned to flee and our Ranger's arrow brought down another as Celmar's Burning Hands spell wreaked havoc among them.  Ten or so surviving Hobgoblins fled deadly Cragmar, a scattering of smaller Goblins running ahead of them, fighting amongst themselves as they slipped free of the walls. 



We sank back exhausted in grateful triumph. Celmar was finally able to release the bound wolf, Dain Rocksmiter telling the animal to run hard and fast for the trees.  (**)



               Our Ranger glanced down at the three Hobgoblins savaged by the furious Owlbear;  there was little trace left of their necks and faces. "Remind me to ask Druid Rubyrubb just how he defines a dangerous animal!"



"Just why would that shapeshifter choose the form of a Dark Elf?" Celmar shuddered. "Are the Drow pitted against us?"  She saw my expression and frowned. "What do you know Paladin?"



(*)   Our carefree Druid is sometimes a mystery to me.  He shows consistent reluctant whenever we suggest he acts as a scout, yet devises this perilous venture of his own accord. Our little Gnome wandered alone and vulnerable, far beyond any help we could offer. I wonder if valiant Buddynock ever realised just how many angry Goblins passed close by him.

(**) I know better than to suggest saving wolves is a foolishness, I well know that look of Celmar whenever they are hurt.


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               "Not now, not yet,” I made myself meet her gaze. "Please."

              

               "Now we move fast," said Buddynock Rubyrubb.  "Out and away before company arrives."

              

"We can still spare a few moments to search Cragmar," I said.  "There could be other prisoners."



Dain Rocksmiter's jaw was set:  "And a possible Chapel of Marthammor Duin. If it is truly here, if, then I do not leave before offering a Blessing!"  (*)




Our Bard did not speak of her own quest but I caught the steely glint in her eyes.  I had no doubt that Shupatra too would insist on a few minutes to satisfy herself the fabled Dulcimer of Maponus was not hidden nearby.  The moment was ours and we made good use of it. We first completed our search of dead Grol's tower. Amid the debris we found an upturned table and a scatter of parchment scraps; spilt ink, feather quills and coloured dyes. Any mystery vanished as soon as we saw the drawings.  Each with the same Spider seal.




25 gold crowns for this one.

Human Ranger

Bring his head and bow hand

Nothing paid for ears alone



“Well that’s not a bad picture,” smiled our Ranger, “Quite rugged even if that longbow is laughable.”



(*)  NEVER argue with a truly determined Dwarf.  Especially a Dwarven Cleric intent on his solemn duty.

    Granite will crumble, adamantine will shatter before a Son or Daughter of Durin steps away!



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25 gold crowns for this one.

Halfling Bard

Bring body.
Face and tongue intact




Shupatra was less impressed with the next.  “Oh the level of detail is stunning.  A female Halfling bard, the fact I don’t actually have a lute or wear my hair in a ponytail, does nothing to detract from the fulsome flattery. But why the pointy ears?   And shoes!”



“I wonder which Goblin drew them,” said Celmar. “He really have a talent.  I hope they escaped. Look at the care he's taken. Shading and cross hatching too.  Not easy with clawed fingers.”



“They are Goblins!” glared our Ranger.



“They’re not threatening us now,”  insisted Celmar. 



I should have spoken up myself, I suppose but I freely confess my attention was fully occupied by the next paper we found on the battered table.



“Could be worse,” said Dain grinned up at me companionably. “They actually got your moustache sort of right. And your shield.  A bonus rate too!"



“I just wish I could afford full plate and a visored bascinet.” I sighed.




 



  

50 gold crowns for this one.

Human Knight
Cat device on shield.

Wields long sword – possibly magic
Bring his blade with his head.




 “Still saving?”  asked Dain.



“Still a long way to go,” I replied.



“You really want to carry all that weight?” asked Celmar.



I rubbed a weary hand across my forehead: “I explain this so many times, despite appearances, plate armour is actually lighter than a mail hauberk; plate is contoured to your body, you can run, and vault and leap into a saddle,”



“No cranes to lift knights onto their horses?”  said Shupatra, “there is a song about-”



“No,” I insisted, “that is sheer myth and fantasy”.



“What about a detachable thingummy for when you need a personal moment alone and ideally something to aim at?”  Buddynock Rubyrubb spoke with such careful innocence.



“NO! That is wantonly peculiar myth and fantasy!” I saw our Sorcerer, Wizard and Druid trying to hide sudden smiles.  “Knights are careful what we drink.  And we don’t wear plate all day and night.” (*)




(*)    I saw Buddynock mouthing: “Well I’m still glad I don’t have to clean out his metal boots!”

        I know what he said.    I simply choose to ignore it.   That’s generally best ….    I find.


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75 gold crowns for them

Elf sorcerer, Runty fighter, Dwarf priest

Bring heads for money

Nothing paid for just ears. Or anything else.  You know I pay fair, I expect you to play fair.  
Last month must not happen again!



“Well that’s not too bad either,” smiled Celmar who actually seemed pleased with her image.  I saw her roll the parchment carefully before slipping it into her pack.



“No staff for Celmar though,” observed our Ranger, “that looks like a long sword strapped to her back.”



“They don’t realise I am a Sorcerer?” smiled Celmar.  “I can live with that. Hopefully literally!” 



Shupatra smiled. “They’ve certainly caught something of Dain’s expression whenever Buddynock is chucking darts close behind him.” 



“Not sure about the nose though and I stopped wearing scale mail days ago,” said Dain.



“We can accuse of dastardly foes of many vicious crimes but in all honesty it’s not too fair to criticise them for outdated fashion sense,” I suggested.


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            Our Druid poked his head up between us and finally saw the picture properly.  “Oi what’s happened to my bloody beard and goggles!  I ask you, these buggers hear one of their fiercest foes is on the dainty size and they automatically assume he’s a hobbit.  What happened to gnome rights?  Prejudiced sods!”






“Maybe you should see this,” our Ranger slid a last parchment across the table.









25 gold crowns for this one.


Gnomish Thief?

Appears to have vicious animal pets

Kill him, bag him, bring him

Nothing paid for just ears.







Volcanoes usually emit rumbling tremors and gouts of rancid vapours before any actual eruption.   Only the most violent shift from peaceful rocks to fountains of elemental fury without warning. Maybe that also holds true for Gnomish Druids. “The first bastard I find with a pencil case will be walking funny! That’s just feckin’ libellous!”

 “Knobbly end inserted first?”  Dain’s face could have fitted a statue.




            “Only if I feel kind! That’s speciesism that is!  Just because someone is of NORMAL stature they draw him as a sad git with a height complex and an overlarge compensatory hat. And I bet he was going to colour it red too.  Bastard! Obsessed with all this phallic symbol stuff!”



I've never seen our Gnomish Druid so roused before, excluding that night his tankard was toppled after the landlord had stopped serving.



“Phallic shaped?” whispered Shupatra and Celmar together. “Red, round and pointy?”



“Not me!” insisted our Ranger.



“Or me!”   I said quietly.



“You can stop looking my way! Dain sounded outraged.  “I’m perfectly normal in the lower galleries I’ll have you know.”



“No one stare at Buddynock no one.”  I hissed.



“I heard all of that I’ll have you know and I am not weird either,” our Druid said defiantly.  


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We had no idea of the forces still ranged against us.  It seemed best to remain together, even though Grol's tower still seemed reasonably secure.  We ordered our prisoner to support injured Gundren and Shupatra learnt a hand to Gove.  Our prisoner simply smiled at us. He had not injured his head and we could not account for his passive demeanour for we had no Charm spell available to open his mind to questions.  Was the man too shocked to speak naturally? He kept reciting the same incantation: “The Lord of Thundertree will be served.  The Lord of Thundertree must be served.  We seek new hearts to join the Faithful.  We seek them everywhere. Open your wings O Lord to your Followers.” Shupatra was satisfied he carried no hidden weapons even though his bizarre leather costume had plenty of potential hiding places. The green leather did not seem very old but was clearly well worn and in need of cleaning.  This mystery would have to wait, we had no leisure for conundrums just now. We moved from room to room of battered Cragmar.



The next was clearly a chapel, the corbelled ceiling was higher than the previous chambers, the walls more sound than the corridors. Dain’s deep groan truly came from his heart. Our poor friend had found what he dreaded most.  Long despoiled, a shrine to Marthammor Duin, Finder of Trails, with clear signs our foes had worshipped one of their own foul deities in this holy space.  A filthy but embroidered cloth was still draped over the altar stone and  the stale air still reeked from some unknown, obscene incense.  Any Goblin cleric and acolytes had fled, anything of value had clearly been carried off with them.  I tried to imagine my own feelings if a shrine to Pallas Athene had been defiled so shamefully. I know we were fighting for time, I know our enemies were massing but we saw the grief in honest Dain’s face, we could spare a few minutes surely, a few moments for our friend to offer some small honour to his sullied God?



We were not careful enough. The creature was above us all the time lurking in the shadows beyond our lantern, its soft segmented hide blending perfectly with the grey stone.  I still cannot explain its presence. Our foes had clearly adopted this desecrated shrine for their own dark purposes.  Was the creature a focus for their worship? It was no dark deity I had ever heard of.  A watchdog lurking above?  God forbid not a pet!


It struck without warning, a sinuous body at least six feet in length, its tail attached to the ceiling it's tapered head swooping down on injured Gove before we realised.  One moment it resembled a giant earthworm, suddenly the head split apart  into three hooked tentacles surrounding a long beaked mouth. It missed cowering Gove by a rat’s whisker. Our nimble Ranger sent an arrow winging upward but the keen shaft barely scored its skin for all the apparent softness of its hide.



Buddynock's slingshot and Shupatra's bolt also rebounded, only Celmar's magic missiles had any real affect.  Hissing with fury, the creature slithered back into the shadows, disappearing through a gaping crack in the ceiling, before I could leap and lunge upward with my sword. For all his valour and prowess with trusty Grom it is simply not fair to expect Dain to tackle foes several feet above his head.  Our Cleric levelled a throwing axe but the worm had vanished before he could chance a throw.



Poor Gove was being sick on the floor.  Loudly and copiously.  Considering the state of the ruined shrine even that made little difference now. “What by Durin's balls was that?” demanded Dain.


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“Dunno,” said Buddynock grinning from sheer relief. 



“And you're the nature expert?”  our Ranger shook his head in disbelief.



“Call that natural?” exclaimed our Druid.   Please!  



“At least it has gone,” said Celmar still peering upwards.



“For the moment,” growled Dain.



“And where to?” said Shupatra.



“You know I’ve absolutely no intention of finding out!”  said Buddynock. “I’m just glad of one thing.  Another day, another battle and once again our popular Forest Gnome remains untouched!"



Despite our hopes we found no trace of any underground chambers anywhere in Cragmaw.  Of course we were disappointed even though we knew the chance was very unlikely.  We emerged in the gate tower originally scouted by our Ranger in his first invisible foray; any garrison had fled but we finally realised how great a risk he had taken.  The trap was only visible from within Cragmaw. There were certainly plenty of small stones to hurl but it proved wise we all stood ten feet away.  There was a mettalic twang, the trip wire broke and slabs of stone, broken cornice and ceiling tiles crashed to the floor in a cloud of dust and splintered shards.  Even doughty Ranger Samuel looked askance. 



“Lucky you did not advance any further into the tower,” whistled Shupatra.



In the flanking turrets we found further evidence of goblins (*) but any archers had clearly fled along with the others. “I'd stay outside if I were you,” Buddynock advised Shupatra as he wiped his leather boot against the door jamb.   Dirty little bas ....” (**)  Even frightened Gove was smirking.



Even so there was one welcome discovery here:  a rolled hauberk of mail, heavy crossbow and Sildar's sword, all taken when he and Gundren were captured days back along the trail. Captain Hallwinter will be overjoyed at their return and with the imminent arrival of the Hobgoblin company, he will sadly have immediate use for them. We spent barely half an hour searching deserted Cragmaw but our spoils were sure to be useful.  Thanks to our Bard’s magic we were able to identify them: four very welcome healing potions and a fifth flask I almost dropped in sheer surprise.  Within this stoppered bottle liquid floated at the top above an empty void sat happily below! Tiny fluffy clouds floated free within the vial, they were bizarre but serenely beautiful, they moved  to winds I could see. I could scarcely believe what I was holding.  To own a flying potion opened more possibilities than I dared imagine. Oh the temptation to drink it down just for the sheer joy and wonder of flying  free as a majestic  swan! (***)




(*)          Their habits are unmistakeable.  Only those vile troglodytes are consistently more filthy.

(**)        The word he actually used was baskets.  At least that’s close to the word he used.

(***)      We all have dreams.  Maybe we do not admit to all of them but there is surely no harm in wanting to rise amid the

               clouds and soar the heavens



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               Two scrolls made up the remainder of our haul: a Scroll of Silence which Shupatra gratefully claimed and a scroll which left Dain whistling through his teeth in glad surprise.



               "You know what this is?  You realise what I am holding,” Our Cleric's eyes gleamed. "Only a Scroll of Revivify, only that!"



               "So not a good tavern guide then?" chipped in Buddynock.



               "Fool!" smiled Dain but there was no anger in his voice.  "Only a chance to drag someone back from the Dark Realm only that!  I hope to learn the spell in time but I am not yet worthy, not yet.  But this I can use, this I can try, by Durin's Beard I hope we shall never need this magic but this is truly wonderful all the same.  I just have to reach the stricken person in time."



               "And this spell only works once?" asked Celmar raising an elegant eyebrow.  "What if more than one of us is down?  What if you have fallen Dain?  Can anyone else cast this magic?"



               Our Dwarven Cleric could only hold his two hands palm up in the air.  "We have to hope.  We just have to be careful.  I can only do my absolute best for you all."



               "Everyone lock shields around the Dwarf!" grinned Buddynock.  "Just in case.  That worm beast with the tentacles is still lurking in the roof somewhere.  Let's get moving please."



               We rested briefly. Evening was almost upon us, but better to march even a few miles and camp in the forest, than remain another night in ruined Cragmar.  That company of Hobgoblins could not be far away. Even with Ranger Samuel guiding our path we would struggle to make the same speed as our outward journey, not with injured Gundren Stonefoot and Gove to consider.



               Buddynock Rubyrubb stepped clear of the postern gate and with his usual stealthy care walked out into the open, his small form half hidden by the tall meadow flowers.  We saw him peering at the dense forest ahead,  Buddynock was about to beckon us forward, we saw his right arm begin to wave ... and then ... it all happened before we could draw breath.  The immense shadow surprised us all. A huge body dropped down from the ruined roof of Cragmar Castle, landing with an impact that shook the ground.  We froze in absolute horror, too shocked to move.  Buddynock was rigid with terror, a scaled foot had landed either side of him and an acrid reek choked the air.   Barely able to breath; almost as petrified as when he faced the Cockatrice of Tresendar, our little Forest Gnome forced his gaze upward.  How he did not faint from sheer fright I shall never know.  Our little Buddynock found himself staring into the open maw of a young Green Dragon, into two nostrils nearly as big as his own head, into a gaping mouth lined with six inch fangs, into two amused and calculating eyes.  The outstretched wings must have stretched for forty feet.  If that hideous creature had only waited a few moments more for the rest of us... 


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               A dragon?  A dragon here!  This was utterly outside our experience and expectation.  "Nobody move!" I hissed.  "Nobody!" 



               The late sun shone on his vivid green scales, bright emerald in the full light, dark viridian in the shade. The dragon's neck alone must have been six feet. More than a tall man's height at the shoulder, a sleek iridescent body eight feet long, a coiling tail a least a dozen more. Curving spines and membrane formed a central crest.  The heavy head swayed slowly from side to side,  wisps of green vapour spiralled from its cavernous nostrils as the dragon's forked tongue darted towards Buddynock's grey face. The hard upper lip curved in languid amusement, the hell black eyes gleamed with delight. "And just whom might you be?" purred the Dragon. "I suggest your answer should be rather swift."




I freely admit I am in awe of Buddynock Rubyrubb's intelligence and erudition. Never more so than now.  His thin voice was quavering like a leaf on the wind, but our terrified friend still had the wit to conceal his identity.  All creatures know the one trick Druids are famed for.



"Oi be a farmer I be," Buddynock forced the words through his chattering teeth.  "A happy jolly farmer looking for truffles and mushrooms."



               Those cold slitted eyes narrowed.  "Really?"



               I fear to imagine what almost  happened to Buddynock then. The dragon's neck pulsed and swelled,  his head came up, his mouth yawned even wider,  when our prisoner suddenly pushed forward,  shouting  with joy, his ridiculous leather mask bouncing on his shoulders. He was outside before we could stop him. "O Lord, O Great and Noble Lord Venomfang!  Oh my Master Oh-"



               "Another one!" The green dragon sighed with weary contempt. "They grow so tedious so quickly."   Venomfang pursed his scaled lips almost gently. A yellow-green cloud enveloped the hapless man; we heard a bubbling shriek cut short, saw his shadowy form falling, hands clutched vainly to his throat. Our prisoner died writhing on the bleached meadow grass. I caught one glimpse of where his face had been and had to look away. An acrid stink filled the air, the reek reached to the back of our throats, burning our mouths even out of direct range. 



               Dain's dark eyes blazed with fury, stepping forward axe raised before my hand fell on his shoulder. Ranger Samuel nodded "Buddynock is still there.  Still kneeling. The dragon did not aim the breath at him."



               "Why?"  Shupatra's small scarred face was creased with horror.



               "He wants to talk.” said Celmar, helplessly, "the dragon actually wants a conversation!"



               Young, barely a century old, but even if Venomfang was still to attain peak physical prowess, his vindictive humour was full grown.  This was more than a dragon looming over our helpless friend, this seemed death incarnate, death invincible, an end to all our hopes and disaster for our enterprise.  We huddled inside the postern not daring to move but we heard every word the dragon uttered.  Venomfang rolled his vowels with malign delight, picking each word with polished care.  Our Gnome's voice sounded eggshell frail but he still found the wit to answer this terrible beast;  even in absolute peril of his life, wise Buddynock was able to keep the dragon talking.  If this Venomfang should realise a Druid stood before him...



               "Oh I be a farmer I be, a happy jolly farmer, wandering here, wandering there, no harm to anyone.  Look I have a bucket for the mushrooms."



               "And not telling him the obvious." nodded Dain.  Good work Buddynock!"



               "How could even shapeshifting save Buddynock now?" Celmar's voice cracked with despair. "He could become a tiny spider or ant but what good would it do?  If Buddynock vanishes Venomfang will simply breathe again and anything in front of him is doomed.  Even if invisible Buddynock would have no chance, no chance at all!"



               My hand was bone white on my sword hilt.  "We must give him the chance.  Somehow."



               "Call me fanciful if you like, I just don't think a jolly little fellow like you is ambling around all by himself so ..."   Venomfang stared hard at the castle wall, then paused savouring the moment, "here's my offer.  You can either tell your friends skulking inside to come out and join us or ... well ... it's just you and me...  Kneel down little Gnome... kneel!"


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               How by Holy Pallas Athene did poor Buddynock simply not faint?  I began frantically searching through my pack, throwing my belongings headlong in my haste.  "Celmar can you make your Mage Hand this small?  Good."   I finally found what I sought and pulled the small box into the light.  "Do you know the rules Celmar?"



               Outside the dragon blinked one great golden eye:  "Well how can I put this ... which is your least favourite foot?  It's so tiresome trying to keep my hoard clean, I really do benefit most awfully from having a nimble pair of hands around to polish and to count and to pile everything up. It’s sometimes so hard to recover little items when one has stripped meat from bones with my breath. Things do tend to  ... err ... stick somewhat and be all discoloured and well, dirty. So little 'Farmer' decide on your feet.  Yes, now if you don't mind,   I'll only eat that foot.  Once I've brought you to my tower  you will still be able to get around after a fashion. You just won't feel as tempted to try finding ... what is the phrase ... alternate employment."



               Buddynock's eyes bulged with abject terror.



               "I give good wages," grinned Venomfang, "Truly I do.  Isn't your life the most valuable thing in the whole wide world to you? Well I'm giving you the most precious wage in the world then - your ability to keep breathing. Unless your friends have any shiny little coins or sparkly trinkets they would like to bring me.  Best of all any enchanted items they don't seem to want any more."



               A wisp of green vapour spiralled upwards. "Do you think I am terribly cruel?" said Venomfang.



               Buddynock could only shake his head.



               "Oh dear! So you think I’m too soft then?  How dreadful!  I really can't leave you thinking that can I little 'Farmer'?"

                                                                                                                                            

               There are moments when our lives weigh no more than a feather. I slung my shield across my shoulders and passed precious Talon to Dain.  "Guard my sword please.  Be ready.  You will know just when. Pull back fast, pull back from all doors and windows and any holes in the roof.  Any song Shupatra?"



               That first lone step was the single most terrifying experience of my life. From far away I heard my own voice croaking.  "I bear a gift for Lord Venomfang the most Puissant and Terrible."  I walked clear of the postern wall bearing my chess set in both hands.  I looked up into those pitiless eyes, that dripping, open mouth, how I kept walking I do not know unless good Pallas Athene herself was standing with me.



               A slow hiss issued from the dragon.


               "Mighty Venomfang I bring you an enchanted gaming board.  The pieces move at your command, most faithfully to your strategy.  I slowly sank down upon one knee alongside helpless Buddynock. "May I prove the worth of my gift O Great and August Dragon? May I set this down for your delight?"



               Somehow I laid out all the pieces, fumbling only twice.  "If I may move first O Mighty Venomfang?   King's Pawn advance two squares."   Celmar's tiny Mage Hand obligingly made the move.  "You turn Mighty Venomfang.  Will you not display your skill before us lesser creatures?"



               Venomfang's slitted eyes narrowed even further, his black tongue flickered over my face. "This won't save you.  You do realise that?  You are buying a little, little time but not your life warrior.  Still ... Queen's Pawn advance one square."



               Again Celmar's cantrip did its duty; a red pawn opposite shifted forward.  There was another long hiss from Venomfang. Move followed move in quick succession and none to my advantage. My attack was blunted, turned and soon I was desperately defending a dwindling position. I am no novice at chess and can promise a good game to most, but it was all too apparent that Venomfang outmatched me.  First a Bishop, then two pawns fell to his attacks; my Rooks were desperately holding a file closed rather than attacking. Anytime I pondered my position too long I heard another ominous hiss from over my head. It was only too clear I had no hope of dumbfounding the dragon with my skill.  I gently eased my right leg under me, this was no time for a sudden cramp.



               Through all of this poor Buddynock did not utter say a word.  He must have hoped for something when I first stepped forward, but not this, never this!  Not some infantile bartering for time with no escape in sight.            The dragon yawned with lazy deliberation.  "I like the trinket I do but I like your fear even better good sir knight.  Did you really think I was fooled by your charade?  You amuse me for the moment but that moment will pass.  Tell me, sir knight, could you really think of no better strategy than this?  Do you hold your life so cheap you simply throw it away?



               I took Buddynock's hand in mine. (*) His huge, helpless eyes turned in surprise. I recalled those last inspiring words of our Bard. My numb lips mumbled a blessing as I called on great Pallas Athene with all my heart. "We must each of us turn so many ways in life, "I said out loud,   "The plans of both mice and men so often must shift.  Turn and turn about that is the way of life."



               For one breath-bereft moment I thought our clever Druid was too terrified to comprehend. And then, one moment I held the trembling hand of a Forest Gnome Druid, the next a tiny grey mouse squeaked in the hollow of my palm.  Kicking the chessboard in Venomfang’s startled face, I threw the mouse ahead of me, as I darted forward and sped for the castle! (**)



(*)               This possibly worried our good Druid even more than the Dragon!

(**)             When making obeisance on one knee a man is also already poised to run for his life. 

                   Even cunning Venomfang was not prepared for everything.

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                    Buddynock in tiny mouse form sailed through the arrow slit. A green claw missed my back by inches, the wind of its passing speeding me forward, four paces, six paces, the gate was almost in my grasp when my world vanished in a yellow green fog.  Only my own impetus kept me going, my eyes were on fire, my face burning, I was deafened by my own agonised scream, as I fell across the threshold of the gate.  The last thing I knew was eager hands frantically pulling me inside and the sound of Venomfang raging in fury. Without my comrades I would have died there and then blind and helpless.



               My friends told me afterwards how strong Dain dragged me safety as nimble Shupatra caught Buddynock the Mouse in mid-flight before he crashed against the far chamber wall.  They told me how Ranger Samuel loosed shaft after shaft when Venomfang's vicious head appeared outside the arrow slit, his hooked claws tearing at the opening until Celmar hurled a flask of oil she ignited with her Burning Hands spell.  My friends retreated within Cragmar just before Venomfang could summon his breath again.  The curving wall protecting the postern was shattered by his assault the old gate lost forever in a chaos of savaged iron and rubble.  No one would ever enter Cragmaw that way again.



               It was near nightfall before I regained consciousness, with a head pounding like a trip hammer and gentle hands sponging cool water on my brow. (*) Dain's magic had healed my burnt face but I still struggled to see.  My tentative fingers found the padded bandage around my head.  My right eye still worked, after a fashion but when I lifted the dressing and opened only my left, my world disappeared into grey fog.



                Dain's voice floated through the darkness, reassuring me the damaged eye was not lost entirely but the optic wound was beyond his capacity to heal.  At least that was something, that had to be something but shock and delirium overtook me again. I heard my own voice muttering in the darkness: “A chevalier most orgulous and caitiff armed cap-á-pie, waxing woodley wrath, the proudest barbican of his demesne stuffed and garnished in readiness".



               Dain looked up in horror: “Is he dying? What else by Marthammor Duin can I do?”



Buddynock Rubyrubb coughed, looked from side to side and translated:  “a proud knight but rather dodgy, armed head to foot in mail, with his wild up, frothing at the mouth, nuts, barking, away with the pixies, his castle provisioned for a siege.



               "Really?" asked Dain Rocksmiter, impressed despite himself.

              

               Our Druid looked sheepish. "So I like to read and I sneaked peaks at his Malorian chronicle … there are some good bits among all those bloody tournaments. Some chapters get a bit spicy too!”



               I plunged into a still pool, dark as death, deep as despair. I found no bottom, I knew no more.


 (*)  Waking with an anxious hairy Dwarf and Gnome both inches from your face is both welcoming and alarming. I can thoroughly recommended Cleric Rocksmiter's taste in medicinal spirits though.



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               We had no more hope of escaping Cragmaw Castle this day.  Hours had passed, I lay still my head throbbing, my left eye bandaged again  Most of my comrades must have been standing sentry but Shupatra and wounded Gove were watching over poor Gundren Stonefoot and myself, a wise precaution with that tentacled worm beast still probably roaming the roofs of Cragmar. I lay still but my thoughts raced like a charging horse.  Many would criticise my inconsistency. When the blood-strewn cellars of Tresendar claimed gallant Buddynock Rubyrubb, I was willing to leave him frozen in stone rather than abandon my quest.  It was only the limits of that vile Cockatrice’s powers that restored our Druid to life.  I could never expect my decision to be quite forgotten.



               Yet today I placed this same desperate quest in grave jeopardy with a hare-brained hasty scheme to save my comrade; nearly throwing my own life away in the attempt.  Indeed the injury I have sustained impedes my chances to complete my vital mission; I am blind on my left flank and my attempts to use my crossbow will hardly be helped. If my poor mule survives I must hope my javelins are still lashed to his pack.



               An inconsistent Paladin is no Paladin at all; he disgraces his sworn oath and his august Order. And yet, and yet, what in all truth could I have done differently?  Surely these cases are not the same? In Tresendar Manor poor Buddynock was already lost to us before we could even try to save him. Today my friend was not yet dead, today there was a chance to rescue him even at the hazard of my mission. I know how many lives are at stake, I know the whole western province faces ruin and death, I will beg forgiveness from my High Archon, but I could not stand by and see my comrade kneeling before that vile and vicious dragon without an attempt to protect him. I was disobedient; I paid with the sight of one eye. But even half blind and wounded I can still attempt my quest. And with resourceful Buddynock Rubbyrubb still within our fellowship we have a greater chance of victory despite the odds.



               A hopeful thought yet those odds had just grown longer. We had missed our chance, we were out of time; if the Fates were throwing dice someone’s set was weighted.   Keen eyed Celmar sighted the first scouts as they cleared the edge of the woods; Ranger Samuel’s keen arrows claimed both as they cautiously approached the castle but their fellows were close behind. We had no hope of disguising the truth. A full company of Hobgoblins surrounded Cragmar and their Captain deployed his command with a veteran’s skill.  His main force drew up before the western terrace where the broken gates stood permanently open. The remaining twenty were stationed around the clearing, keeping out of arrow flight but vigilant, armed and ready, either to forestall any attempt we might make to break clear or to make their own attack as soon as we were occupied with the main assault.



               “Never thought I’d be sorry vengeful Venomfang has buggered off,” sighed Buddynock.



               “Are you quite sure,” Shupatra sounded as dubious as a two headed Lankhmar gold piece.



               “Well I’m certainly not sticking my nose out to check!  Once was most definitely enough.”


               “Trust that damn Green Dragon to disappear just before these Hobgoblins.”  Ranger Samuel had an arrow already nocked for the first foe to step within range.  “If only we’d realised, we could have been away.”



               “And if wishes were horses all beggars would ride shining Pegasus,” Celmar said quietly.



 “The second siege of Cragmar Castle,” our Ranger’s keen eyes never left the Hobgoblins mustering to our front.



“So it begins,” Celmar attempted a smile but our young sorceress was only too aware of how Hobgoblins treat Elvish captives.



“Anyone got any good ideas?”  Buddynock spoke with wry resignation, perching atop a barrel to peer through the nearest arrow slit.  “Seven of us and sixty of them!  Somehow I don’t think even my Ring of Protection is going to be quite good enough.”



“I could always start singing Warriors of the High Slate Rock,” said Shupatra with only minimal sarcasm considering the circumstances.



Dain paused in his labours and raised one bushy eyebrow: “Pardon?”



Men of hardd llech,” our deadpan Bard replied.


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Our position was now desperate indeed.  Even with the postern blocked we were thinly spread; we could not afford to give our foes any easy access to the Castle.  The broken main gates remained the most obvious weak point, but we still needed Buddynock, Gove and Shupatra guarding the breach in the ramparts concealed by that torn camouflaged canvas.  We could not be certain our foes would not discover the gap, we could not be certain the Hobgoblins did not already know of its existence! A hasty wooden barricade now blocked the corridor but even if valiantly defended, this could hardly hold for long.  Gove was still slowed by his wound but was our best choice to raise an alarm or summon help.This was certainly less than ideal but all we could do.



The rest of us stood in the main entrance of Cragmar. We had no hope of resetting that rope trap but at least we had time to drag fallen stones to form a crude wall inside the open gate. The wind carried the sound of axes and saws and by noon we saw the hasty mantlets our foes had knocked together.  Some Hobgoblins would still fall to our arrows before they closed the distance, but not many now, not enough and we would still be trading volleys with the squads of archers drawn up on the flanks of the central assault.  Good news was as rare as Phoenix eggs just now, but at least that tentacled beast in the roof void had not reappeared; all we needed was that vicious worm creature dropping down again mid battle.  If Venomfang had found and eaten it, maybe the Dragon was simply no longer hungry enough to wait for us.


Celmar had the creased Fireball scroll in her hands, she surely knew the mystic words by heart now, but our sorceress still mulled over the spidery text, waiting her moment to chance this powerful magic. Her spell remained our best hope, but I privately doubted even a fireball could save us today.  Not from so many Hobgoblins, not from a force so warlike and ready. We heard a war horn sounding, its harsh bray repeated and answered from the cordon on our flanks.  A drum beat began heavy, resolute and full of purpose, a heartbeat to the attack we could see forming before the gate. The last act seemed about to begin.



Gundren Stonefoot lay helpless in one of the small shuttered rooms, we left him a long knife as the best weapon he could still wield. We had other choices which might have been kinder, but we had not come to that, not yet, not quite.  There was something else to consider too. The flying potion gave one of us a hope of escaping, one of us only, though those archers would need to be lamentably poor bowmen even so.  One chance of life between eight of us. Only a fool or a berserk would not have been tempted simply to seize the potion and drink; only the deranged or truly desperate are willing to throw their lives away. We could have drawn lots I suppose and maybe that would have been fairest. In the event we gave the potion to Shupatra. It is hard not to feel especially protective of Halflings; I mean no insult, but their small size makes any man look on them as children, even when we know their worth and prowess so very clearly.  Buddynock could take insect form and conceal himself if Cragmar fell, a path Dain Rocksmiter vigorously urged him to follow once our enemies forced an entrance.  We knew what we faced today. If even one survives all is not lost, not quite. (*)



Anyone can prove a fine stoic on a full belly; the only real proof is more dearly bought. If we have no other choice at least we can always choose how we meet our fate. Despite the pain in my head I forced myself to my feet.  I did my best to clean my shield, for I wanted my cat blazon shining bright this morning, come what may, I wanted these creatures to know who defied them. My mail coif was back in place, my helm pulled down.  I reclaimed long Talon and took my place before the broken gate; Dain Rocksmiter at my side with trusty Grom, Ranger Samuel standing proud with his bow, his arrows laid loose within easy reach.  Behind us Celmar raised the Fireball scroll to catch the daylight. There would be little time left for fear soon.



The Hobgoblins stood in close formation, flanked by the deep pool.  The main body behind those heavy mantlets with their shields braced and their long spears levelled and two lines of archers on either side, wielding tall yew bows even a hardy forester would struggle to draw. Their Captain was no fool, his scouts had examined the water first, chancing a few random arrows and stones to make sure no predatory beast lurked into those dank depths.  Any simple animal would have soon risen to the surface, it was certain no mindless beast could  endure such provocation.  Our foes were ready, the drum beats rose to a savage crescendo. Some of the leading spearmen carried rough bundles of brushwood to burn their way through any pitiful defences we could offer.  



(*)  I make this point quietly but with great respect.  Even when we all expected to be overwhelmed we never once imagined 
       Buddynock Rubyrubb would shift to animal form and simply abandon us.  I give honour and thanks for our Fellowship.



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We each of us make our plans, we imagine we set order and reason to meet the whims of fate; yet for all our fond hopes and grand designs we remain little more than wayward leaves blown wild on the wind. (*)The Hobgoblin Captain had ordered his assault with great thought and precision, no commander anywhere, not even great Pyrrhus himself could have found fault with his deployment.  And yet even the best stratagem may contain a fatal flaw; even the noblest Swan Ship of the High Elves may be holed and leaking below the waterline.  Something lurked within that dark pool, tightly coiled, keen eyes gleaming, his green scales hidden in the depths, a creature able to breathe both in air and in water, a creature only wanting its prey to be standing close packed, neatly within range. (**)



Few dragons choose to fight unless the odds are in their favour, unless, of course, the dragon is so enraged it has no other thought beyond rending its foes.  Yet a hungry dragon will take chances and Venomfang was cunning.  The unwitting Hobgoblins had closed formation barely 100 yards from the pool. The young Green Dragon erupted from the placid water in a shower of weed and spray, the Hobgoblins barely had time to turn as Venomfang burst forward, jaws jutting open, we saw the dragon's neck bulge and then a choking cloud of vapour shrouded the scene.



               We heard the guttural screams we heard the dragon's roar of triumph like rolling thunder. As the cloud cleared we saw at least a dozen Hobgoblins prone on the ground, the others reeled back in confusion.  Venomfang was among them now and delighting in the slaughter, his wings held wide blotting out the sun, his long neck whipping to left and right his fearsome jaws seizing creature after creature, shaking and dropping each stricken Hobgoblin like a terrier chasing rats.



(*)      Even idealistic Paladins.  At the very least we fight the same weary battles time and again.

          The effort must be maintained the innocent shielded but the fruits of victory are always so fleeting.

(**)   “But who by the Seven Planes of Hell ever expects a Dragon?” said Ranger Samuel.  “Did we?  Did you?”

       “You really have to ask ME that?” said Buddynock Rubyrubb.  “Really?”



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Even the High Elves do not decry Hobgoblin courage and discipline.  Our foes fought back desperately with their spears and swords, others sent long arrows winging through the air. Many shafts snapped back on the dragon’s armoured hide but some still surely struck home. Yet any hope they had was frail at best. Wounded and dying their Captain still rallied his troops, but Venomfang’s claws tore his throat away before rippng apart the last two bodyguards trying to shield him.  The surviving score of Hobgoblins scattered and fled. Venomfang hauled himself into the air, his great wings beating backward as he hovered above them, again his neck pulsed as he gathered his breath, again jets of choking green vapour scourged his prey.  Only a handful of that proud company ever reached the scant safety of the tree line. One dying Hobgoblin stumbled blind and screaming towards Cragmar, falling to the ground, then staggering to his feet, limping a few more paces then falling once more. The careful arrow from our Ranger was a kindness.



Venomfang swept low around the clearing, bursting through briars and undergrowth without even a pause; at least a dozen more of his prey died under the trees. One last Hobgoblin knelt quaking before Venomfang, we saw the green neck arch down, the long reptilian face looming inches over the helpless creature.  We saw the Hobgoblin strip the mail and clothes from his fallen companions. As each corpse lay naked under the afternoon sun, Venomfang ate his fill, ripping off hunks of flesh and tossing up his head as he gulped them down, his neck bulging horribly as each gobbet of flesh passed down his long gullet.  Corpse after corpse, Venomfang devoured each Hobgoblin in turn until his distended belly was swollen like an ale cask. At the end the dragon almost seemed to be choking as he forced each morsel down.



Then there was nothing left beyond the churned ground and the discarded fragments of armour and weapons. That last Hobgoblin lay prostrate, arms outstretched, trembling with fear. Venomfang stared down for a moment, said something we could not hear, made to turn away, then suddenly and contemptuously trod the creature into the dirt.  With a great effort the dragon forced himself into the air, weary wings beating furiously.  Slowly, Venomfang soared over Cragmaw; he tried to send a last burst of vapour over our shelter but barely a wisp emerged.  We saw our enemy turn his long neck to the north and disappear over the horizon.



None of us spoke for a long time.  Was this the sheer shock we were actually still alive or the horror of witnessing a Dragon in the full glory of slaughter?  I still cannot say for sure.  It was longer still before we ventured out from Cragmar.  We did not seriously imagine Venomfang was still waiting in ambush but even so, it took a resolute heart to walk across that naked, bloodstained ground to the woods beyond.



We found no sign of maimed Bargul but it seemed impossible he could have escaped Venomfang.  To our utter astonishment my mule was still alive!  His eyes wide with fear, Sisyphos had backed under a clump of ferns; the Hobgoblins had surely planned to seize or simply eat him but my mule had survived their swords and even the dragon.  Better than his master at least.



At least now we could cook a warm meal, at least now we could finally draw breath without any immediate fear.  There was no sense of triumph despite our success in rescuing Gundren and even his precious map; our victory had been too narrowly won for celebration. We had survived, that was enough.  Our final objective was clear, at last we knew the location of lost Phandelver and the site of the mine was a true revelation.





It was more than time for a Council of War. This was the moment I was dreading. After weeks of concealing the real purpose of my mission I must finally reveal the truth. How would my comrades respond, would they accept I had been acting under strict orders?   I could not complain if they simply walked away in fury, how could I truly blame anyone for not risking their lives in a hopeless fight? And how can any sane adventurer willingly attack a vicious dragon capable of killing its foes with one quick breath?














We found the equivalent of 114 gp and 10 sp each.   Gove was incredulous with delight at being given 10 gp and 36 sp.



A Scroll of Silence - Shupatra

A  Scroll of Revivify - Dain Rocksmiter



Healing potions - Dain Rocksmiter, Cadan Dalmas, Ranger Samuel , Shupatra

Flying potion -     Cadan Dalmas



We found a few surviving pieces from my poor chess set, enough at least to share between my friends, as an emblem of the bond between us all. For Dain Rocksmiter a Bishop, for our doughty Ranger a Rook. A Queen apiece for Celmar and Shupatra and a King for our valiant Druid Buddynock. For myself I give thanks this one white Knight survived with honour intact. We only found fragments of the remaining pieces and wooden board. 


(*) When I also offered him a "piece of pawn" too Buddynock immediately grew very excited but suddenly very disappointed.

     These Forest Gnomes are strange.



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NOTE   I:



                    I should add a detail I unfathomly omitted earlier in my account.   I somehow suspect I have to if I hope to get any actual sleep this evening.  That night around our camp fire I heard two quiet voices.



               "It's not fair! " sniffed Buddynock.  " Not only do I nearly get ate by a bloody big dragon (*) what about when I scurried us into the castle?   Celmar was not the only one with inspired ideas.  Before slipping under the door as an ant,  I was right inside that there keyhole trying to turn the springs and cylinders, all six of my little legs pushing and pulling, working my anterior antenae down to the chitin and what recognition do I get?   Nothing!  Who remembered? No one! Not a thank you, not a single 'well done for lateral lock pick thinking!'   Not one 'nice try even if it failed'. Big as mill wheels those lock tumblers when you are  a tiny little ant.  All rusty and manky too."



               "Finished?"   sighed Dain Rocksmiter.



               "Not remotely!"



               I heard our Cleric mutter something only certain gods ever actually deliver.  Those deities heavy on the horns and leather wings and rather fond of skull motifs.



                "I'm sure no one meant to upset you,"  said Dain.   "Now go to sleep.  Please!"



               "Can I have a cup of water?"



               I choose to strike Dain Rocksmiter's answer from this record.

              



(*)  We all told Buddynock Rubyrubb that Venomfang was only a young Green Dragon barely a century old and very far from his true adult size.  At least we all tried telling Buddynock Rubyrubb that Venomfang could actually have been far bigger.  Our Druid's brass goggles glint most menacingly when he is "not having any of it" as Dain likes to say. 


I have stopped asking myself why any Druid should be wearing metal goggles.

Or carrying a bucket with a smiling face on the side.

Our Gnomish comrade has his personal preferences that is all I can say.

Buddynock, on the other hand, can and does say much, much more  and far more  frequently ... roughly everytime he feels remotely put upon. 

 My Gnomish vocabularly is much expanded.

My Dwarvish vocabularly is now even better than my Gnomish.





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NOTE   II:



               Forgotten Cragmar is found once more. We have rescued poor Gundren Stonefoot and his precious map, the road to lost Phandelver at last lies open; is there any logical argument under the sun for retaining a slinking Goblin in our company?   What, in all conscience, should we do with little Gove now?                Simply send him packing?  We have stood side by side under the arrows, we have healed Gove's wounds and rewarded his assistance, but can we really trust this sly creature not to betray us? Even now? Our desperate Quest is far from finished and it is only too plain a disciplined cabal is ranged against us, if we simply bid farewell to Gove where will he run?



               There is a simple answer to our quandary, very simple and no distant than the length of my dagger. Some stark times it is the only action possible. I did not hesitate from slaying those two Hobgoblin sentries when we had to storm Grol's chamber, we had no choice then and I would make that same decision now; their deaths are on my conscience however necessary, but they died in the heat of action when success danced on a sword blade.  But by the Aegis of Athene that battle is over, no foe threatens us this very moment; slaying Gove would simply be murder. He is an evil creature, but murder is an evil act.  This Goblin is no immediate danger to us, not now, not yet, maybe not ever.



               We will either find lost Phandelver, we must, or prove this forgotten mine is not the place of Eldritch power my Order so desperately seeks. Do I shrink from this solution through humanity or weakness?  I know only too well what some would argue with words most logical and blunt.  Do I place my own qualms above the good of my comrades and all those unsuspecting, innocent folk whose lives and peaceful security depend on our victory?   There is always that simple answer and many would not give conscience a crumb of thought, yet stepping back from that dark path is perhaps the only way we show ourselves to be truly any different



               Wishful thinking is the luxury of those sitting safely removed from responsibility, I do not fool myself little Gove has reformed his malicious ways; I simply hope that our steadfast example might offer him some alternative to a life of petty bombast and brutality.  A fond hope I know, but a hope that endures all the same.  Any petty tyrant can destroy, if we wish others to forsake their evil ways we must be seen to live in decency, compassion and honour. Easy piety turns my stomach; self-satisfied morality is like a bard singing ballads of his own prowess.   For Gove to be the creature we would wish, I must be the man I should be. Once uniformly reviled and feared have not some worthy Half-orcs proved their noble worth? If they can show such courage and true chivalry how can we simply abandon all hope of others also changing.



Any people who grow too sure of their own worth and piety far too often are soon found lacking.  As noble Sokrates so often said "the unexamined life is not worth living."  We must always look to others and hope, we must always see ourselves as we truly are.


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