Sunday, 21 October 2018

Book IV - Wandering the Wilds


Being the Chronicle of Cadan Dalmas, Knight

BOOK  IV (*)

Wandering the Wilds

           The battle for Tresendar was over, the vicious Redbrands vanquished, the ruined manor cleared. The struggle had been truly desperate, our victory hard won, ravaged Phandalin was safe for the moment, but our weary party had little chance to rest.  Dark forces were conspiring against us, an unknown Enemy watched and waited, guiding our foes and governing their attacks.  His reach was long; his crafty patience all too apparent, he had corrupted our allies and intimidated our friends; he commanded men and goblins, uruks and hideous creatures from the shadows. A formidable and faceless Enemy full of energy and guile, we had faced his minions time and again yet even now, all we knew for certain was his spider seal.  More than ever I wished an armed troop of my Order rode at our backs.


Not everyone in Phandalin welcomed our intervention, of that I was sure. Sildar Hallwinter was more concerned with establishing good order than aiding our quest; the portly Townmaster made grand noises and did little of any substance unless compelled; Sister Garele shone with smiles but was more ready to ask for help than offer any aid of her own.  And now we heard rumours a stray Druid was wandering the wilds alone! Our allies were uncertain, our path unclear. 



Somewhere nearby lay the Lost Mine of Phandelver and somewhere within its winding tunnels and galleries was the fabled Well of Spells.  Whoever held the mine could craft weapons of power not seen for generations.  I had not revealed all to my comrades not yet; not even to stalwart Dain Rocksmiter, a dwarf of clear and resolute honour.  Better by far to leave my friends in ignorance a little longer; yes better and kinder. We were clearly not alone in seeking lost Phandelver, my friends would learn this soon enough, providing enough of us survived the next few days. For now our priority remained the same: rescue poor Gundren Stonefoot in the hope he could lead us to the mine.



               We spoke with Gove again, but though still desperate to ingratiate himself the Goblin could not provide any precise location for the "castle" where Gundren had been taken.  Gove is a  small creature, rather red in the face with pronounced eyes and cheeks, a  creature of  low cunning, rather than intelligence.  He simply kept repeating it lay somewhere to the north within Neverwinter Wood, that sprawling stand of oak and beech stretching for seventy miles.  Any direction is better than nothing and we turned our faces  northwards all the same but now another urgent need demanded our time. Orcs had destroyed three outlying farms leaving only blackened rubble and mutilated corpses in their wake. Were they simple raiders or scouts for some larger war band, testing our defences and calculating whether  to attack in strength? 



(*)   Adjectives approved by all known Dwarven Nature Clerics.   Hopefully.


2


               Our Party was the only force in Phandalin able to engage them and after careful consideration we prepared to march east along the Triboar Trail.  We gave ourselves a day to recover our strength: Ranger Samuel had barely survived that desperate tussle with the Uruk hai and we all wished to ensure Buddynock Rubyrubb had truly recovered from his own bizarre experience. (*)



               If we survive we grow in might and prowess.  If we survive in both body and mind.  Battles leave more than physical scars, I have seen too many of those veterans within my Order; men and women of proven gallantry and valour, who have served with distinction for many years in many trials of strength.  Comrades who rarely speak much now, who savour harmony and calm, comrades whose injuries are not always visible but comrades still too wounded to be asked to fight again.



               Now our own quest lay before us. Some ordeals we had faced already, death and anguish and lurking menace in the dark, some of us already carried our share of scars. Yet despite our grievous struggle at ruined Tresendar our party still remained sound.  We were more experienced now; we had new strengths, new skills; we had grown into our roles, mastered our individual powers.



So I was grateful for the chance to walk quietly under the trees, to pour a libation of sweet olive oil and offer a lock of my hair to Pallas Athene in thanks for her guidance and inspiration.  At last I swore my Oath of Devotion at last I could truly call myself a Paladin.  It is usual to recite this oath before witnesses but I was alone in the wilds with no High Archon to hear my words and observe I spoke truly. Well, what did that matter, the tenets of my Order are as familiar to me as breathing: Honesty, let my word be my bond; courage, never fear to act, though caution is wise; compassion, aid and protect the weak and show mercy to my foes tempered with wisdom; honour, treat others with fairness and justice; duty be responsible for my actions and their consequences and obey those who have just authority over me.   I can only hope to live these ideals to the full, with modesty and humility, without self-regard and self-righteousness.  



Ever since boyhood I had often imagined this day; picturing the moment my Oath would ring out before our holiest shrine, before my assembled brethren standing in solemn ranks, their bright amour gleaming before the banners of our Order slowly flapping in the breeze. For all my daydreams, I never foresaw this, kneeling alone under an open sky, with only a golden beech grove to witness my words. Yet the wonder and glory of it all was undiminished; in my mind I heard the rolling sword beats of my comrades on their shields, in my heart I felt the austere beauty of the Goddess smiling down upon me, her grey eyes shining, her kindly wisdom bathing me in light.  Athene Parthenos: ever maiden, Athene Promarkos: she who fights in the front rank of battle; Pallas Athene, lady of right and justice.




 (*)  From experience and practice I hereby dispute 90% of Buddynock Rubyrubb's fascinating but deeply skewed account.  If he can mistake natural surprise and a shout of joy as fear and terror I question both his veracity and his objectivity as a chronicler.  But it is wonderful to have him restored to us.

.                 

3


           A moment of glorious wonder, of dawning realisation; for within my hesitant heart I found new strength and fresh determination. I was not alone in spirit, never alone; all the great heroes of my Order were standing with me, all those knights of valour I have loved  and admired for so long.  I recited their names and deeds slowly to the trees and the open heavens, honouring their valour and achievement.  If I should survive this perilous Quest I can make my Oath of Devotion again in the Temple of my Order, before her great gold and ivory image standing so serenely among those marble columns. For now these quiet words alone will meet my need, our Lady of the Grey Eyes sees wisely; no finery is needed when the heart is true. If I honour my oath come what may, if I prove myself to be worthy, I will walk the rest of my days with the divine aegis of Athene to aid me in battle. With her holy force flowing within me I cannot succumb to disease: I will sense any evil around me, the walking dead  will flee at the sight of her holy symbol, the injured and the sick will turn to me for aid.   May I always use my powers wisely and with honour.  May my sword never be disgraced.



               Other members of our party prepared in their own way. "I agree Linene Graywind is tight as a Kobold's bolthole but she offers good deals all the same," beamed Buddynock, "especially when she is really keen for you to leave her shop because other customers are edging towards the door."



               Dain and I exchanged glances.  Celmar and Neave Gemstone listened with wary interest.  Shupatra and Ranger Samuel merely looked confused. (*)



               "I appreciate after a certain incident in Tresendar Manor," Buddynock spoke with careful innocence, "certain people are not totally happy with me chucking darts around."



               I quietly laid a restraining hand on Dain's shoulder.



               "So I'm being considerate of others and I bought this instead,” smiled our Druid. "See!"



               Somehow I still doubt any of us quite expected Buddynock to pull a red leather thong from his belt.  (**)  "Err Buddynock Rubyrubb," I fumbled a response," I err, I'm quite sure I can speak for everyone who remembers the Cragmar cave Goblin Sudden Flood Trap Incident and the ensuing consequences-"



               "To my spare clothes!"  muttered Dain.  "My dry and nicely folded spare clothes."



               "And I'm sure we are all relieved you now have clean spare underwear," I continued, "but we really, honestly don't need to see you prove it."



               "Especially in public!"  added Shupatra.



(*) They've  not known our Druid so long.

(**) Probably.


4


               "It's a sling!"  beamed Buddynock.  "What were you imagining?  I bought a sling instead of darts.  It has a longer range and you can pick up stones from the ground.  It's a lot more friendly to the local habitat".



               "And the friends standing within twenty feet of any targets?"  glared Dain.



               "It comes with a special offer!  Thirty shaped lead bullets with humorous messages to make any occasion that little more special," said our happy Gnome.  "I like this one: ' Here's One for your Nose!'  That's personal but not as rude as these two."



               "Really?" asked Neave Gemstone, reaching out one delicate hand, then quickly stopping herself.  "I would like to examine them later.  Just for academic interest."



               "Oh for some stray wandering monster right now!" implored our Ranger.



Not before time,   (or soon enough for some),  we strode from Phandalin to find and destroy these Orcish raiders around Wyvern Tor.   It transpired this was not our only objective for Sister Garele repeated her heartfelt appeal for aid: she sought the lost spell book of Bowgentle the Mage, last seen five centuries ago and sorely missed for its enchantments to ward away the physical debility of age. Three days down the trail lay the ruins of Conyberry, a village abandoned all those years ago when our frontier lands collapsed.  Close by this ravaged settlement lurked a restless soul, a spirit of darkness both mighty and wise, bound to the place of her death, but long in memory and vengeful of heart. The unquiet shade Akatha possessed great knowledge of the past, but Sister Garele did not dare make the journey herself. She begged us to approach Akatha with a question, she assured us the gift of a silver comb would appease this turbulent shade. (*)



Our party made good progress along the trail to ruined Conyberry, while Pelydrn, the Raven familiar of Neave Gemstone, scouted overhead.   We did not force the pace and increase any risk of being surprised, but we moved briskly all the same thanks to our Ranger's skill. Both Samuel and Buddynock Rubyrubb were noticeably happier to be out under the open sky, from time to time I saw each of them simply standing and smiling at the trees, lost in contemplation of the teeming woods around us.  Dain Rocksmiter and I took turns in bringing up the rear and Gove led Sisyphos the mule.  Our outward journey was proving peaceful, the calm presence of birds and small creatures in the undergrowth suggesting no immediate danger. We took turn to stand watch at night, our fire banked down, but oil flasks left nearby in case we had any need of a sudden blaze in the dark. (**)



(*)  In all fairness no one could expect a delicate Elven healer priest to risk wandering the Wilds alone.
Approaching  Akatha would take diplomacy and tact. We would     keep Buddynock Rubyrubb holding my ass, the mule.


(**) Some men savour obsequious praise.  Even the most fame craving actor would find Gove's near ceaseless prattling a trial.  Excluding that buffoon I sat through last Dionysia Festival.

"Gove puts the sick into sycophant,"  muttered Buddynock. "And he keeps flashing me the fingers when you can't see! Bloody midget!  And yes I'm allowed to say that."


5


All wayfarers know the sensation of lying on your back staring up at the shining stars, their patterns as familiar as the face of an old friend, your shoulder bones vainly hoping to find some slightly softer patch of earth, one of your hips over warm from the fire, your other flank cold in the night's chill.  We had discussed Gove quietly before leaving Phandalin but there seemed no need for binding him as we slept. This Goblin had endured a lifetime of kicks and casual betrayals, he was treacherous and utterly self-serving and I was not innocent enough to place any faith in his fervent and frequent statements of loyalty, but Gove was wily enough to realise each of us was more than a match for him, even our willowy Elven mages.  Neave and Celmar were hardly gifted hand to hand fighters yet either could easily slay a single Goblin with one swing of their quarterstaffs. 

(c) Wizards of the Coast


We did not fear any knife in the dark, little Gove knew his tribe had vanished and his best chance of survival was to work willingly with our party, survival and the chance of riches beyond his most frenzied dreams. Gove's worldly wealth consisted of a red leather hood, a dented brass tinder box, a pebble pierced with a hole, his short bow and scimitar, a bone handled knife and two flasks of oil, not forgetting his three bent copper coins, a treasure which somehow survived all those brutish years with his squabbling kin. Gove seemed genuinely surprised and grateful I bought him rations for our journey.  I prefer not to imagine what he expected to be eating.  (*)



"Why is he wearing a string vest round his waist?"  whispered Celmar.



               "I prefer not to speculate," muttered Dain.  "I do know if that Goblin tells me one more time just how glad he is to serve us I shall lose whatever is left of my breakfast."



(*)  Do not ask where he actually concealed the coins... I am only sure of one thing, proud Gove would have faced unforeseen difficulties actually spending them.  "Unless the shop keeper had a heavy cold." winced Celmar. "Very fundamental finances."

                

6


            
                  Wanderers in the wilds must trust one another if they hope to ever reach journey's end.  There had been too many betrayals already in this Quest and it felt wiser to keep Gove where we could watch him , but we had not travelled far before our Goblin had become a most wearisome companion. Fervent flattery palls very quickly, especially when combined with rapacious greed and vile habits.   Any task Gove ever  actually completed was accompanied with a long , loud and plaintive account of his hard toil, efficiency and skill.



               Our Goblin's manners and habits are very far from pretty.  We soon realised Gove is  quick to identify any rivalries within  a settled group and once sure of his ground, he  attempts to exploit these rifts for his own ends, while loudly stating his own loyalty and lack of ambition. (*) Though naturally obsequious  to anyone taller, Gove swiftly reverts to a bullying manner with anyone more his own stature. This did not prove wise!  It is hardly surprising a Paladin and Bard struggle to always see eye to eye but Gove made two crucial misjudgements.  He assumed I would gladly listen to slanders regarding Shupatra and he thought our small Halfling companion would  prove easy meat. Some strategies are doomed before the trumpets even sound.   Gove's  first and only attempt to browbeat Shupatra ended abruptly when he received her  most withering stare.



               Gove now concentrates on his burgeoning rivalry with Buddynock.  This if nothing else illustrates his rank folly,  for our Gnomish Druid  is  more than capable of putting paid to any Goblin ever  hatched with just one tap  from his shillelagh. This did not stop Gove's malign whispers whenever he thought any of us might  actually listen or even some mean spirited tricks undoing Buddynock's pack. We have treated Gove fairly, with mercy and compassion but I cannot see any prolonged place for him within our company.



(*)  Indeed Gove repeatedly claims I need no one else to guide me.


7


               Yet there were always compensations all the same. Our evenings were enlivened by quiet conversation and the plaintive music of Shupatra's dulcimer, her skilful fingers endowing each note with quiet grace and beauty as the last daylight faded. I remember one night most clearly, Neave Gemstone stayed close to the flickering firelight pouring over her spell books and the scrolls we recovered from Tresendar Manor, while our Druid shared some anecdotes with a wandering badger shuffling through the bracken and Celmar sat meditating, setting some equilibrium to those elemental forces she channelled and controlled.  When I was not reading my beloved Malorian Chronicles of those most noble questing knights of Artorius Rex, I shared some memorable games of chess with my comrades.  Dain Rocksmiter and Ranger Samuel both proved steady tacticians, careful and thorough and Buddynock showed real flair though he remains prone to reckless onslaughts which often exhaust their own impetus.  His fondness for providing 'appropriate' sounds for his chessmen is less welcome; I ascribe the failure of my last attempt at a Heliconian defence to his relentless impersonation of amorous horses each time he moved his knights, not to mention Shupatra singing that all pawns, whether red or white, should simply unite and turn on their commanders skulking in the rear.  I should add that Neave Gemstone and Celmar have already been asked several times to stop using tiny invisible Mage Hand cantrips to shift the position of play! (*)



Noon on the third day brought us to ruined Conyberry, a scattering of wattle and daub dwellings and timber buildings, sacked and burnt long ago, now empty, abandoned and fast being reclaimed by the forest.  We still searched each hovel in turn but found nothing save leaf mould, burrowing beetles and a mournful owl woken from its slumbers.



Sister Garaele's directions were very clear and we now turned northwest, picking our way through dense woodland, the trees bending low over our heads, their writhing branches pressing ever closer. Soon the trail became barely discernible, indeed, without our Ranger and Druid we might easily have become lost. The forest grew darker as the path wound deeper into the undergrowth.  I guessed Dain,  Neave Gemstone and Buddynock were also remembering that last time we picked our way through a menacing forest every nerve taut for fear of an ambush, but still striding onward all the same until our frantic search and fondest hopes were brought to nothing by those vile Grimlocks waiting in the dark.



(*)  I never regret the weight of the small wooden board and chessmen in my pack unless Gove is being particularly obsequious. His relentless commentaries are not welcome.  I do not need to be told each of my moves shows genius worthy of an Elven Archmage. It is agreeable to be praised once but little Gove is more oily than a land squid!

Despite his attentions being unwelcome it is not advisable to have Gove otherwise occupied with cooking or cleaning. I might be able to cure diseases but I've seen his hands and his habits and I don't relish taking any chances.

In all honesty, the same goes for Buddynock Rubyrubb.  We all accept Druids are earthy, that is quite simply the way of things.  Even so, I still prefer not to find mysterious matter in our mess tins or cooking pot!  Especially after eating everything above it!

Those 'herbs' Buddynock added to our stew last month might indeed have been 'organic' and 'natural' - I still don't appreciate any meal which leaves diners aiming to misbehave and floating with the fireflies...



8



Heavy vines and creepers hindered our progress; tangled briars kept forcing us to find some easier path, tearing at our ankles as we pressed on. The trees and boulders were covered in thick layers of vivid green moss, so thick they seemed to absorb all sound. Nothing was moving, we could have been the last creatures alive in the world.



"Is it just me or is the air getting colder?"  asked Buddynock.



"It's just you," said Ranger Sam, peering into the trees ahead.



"Honest?" our Druid said hopefully, his bright eyes wide behind his brass goggles.



"Dead sure, honest." said Ranger Sam crossing his fingers and levelling his longbow.



“You had to say ‘dead’?” muttered Buddynock.



We emerged into a small glade, we knew it was barely noon but that chill was unmistakeable, now, we heard no sound of bird or rustling beast, the very air seemed watchful and waiting. A few paces ahead we saw a wattle screen festooned with weeds and brambles, interwoven branches shaped to form a dome. A dwelling of sorts, sparsely furnished with shelves, a table and reclined couch, all of Elven craft, all old, all stained by mould and covered with moss. None of them used for many years.



Warm summer died, we stepped into sudden midwinter, our clouded breath hung in the air; a sense of dread settled round us like a shroud.  The branches above were glowing, flickering, there was no more chance to run, not now. In deathly silence the corpse light grew, our eyes winced but we could no longer look away, a glow bright as the sun, but cold as death in the dark; coalescing into the form of a slender Elven woman floating above us, raven hair and long robes billowing around her though the air in the glade was deathly still.  Her face still echoed a faded beauty, high cheek bones, a mouth to set poets dreaming but her hollow eyes gleamed like the guardians of hell; her smile wide, white toothed and hungry.  "Foolish mortals," Akatha snarled. " Do you not know it is death to seek me?"



               I know we were standing pressed shoulder to shoulder, I felt the fear in my comrades,  I felt my own heart thudding in my breast.  I know my fingers were reaching for my talisman of Athene, I saw Dain was fighting the same desperate temptation. Gove lay screaming on the ground.



               It is one matter to plan beforehand: quite another to set strategy in motion.  As if waking from a nightmare, the delicate notes of a dulcimer caressed the air; Shupatra, undaunted and fearless played the part we had devised, a tune of regal beauty, timeless, ageless, music fit for an emperor's chamber.   Now Celmar stepped forward, her right hand raised in respectful greeting; an Elven woman speaking with an Elven shade; our sorcerer was charismatic and charming, she spoke with grace and sincerity, she held the silver comb of Sister Garele before Akatha.


9


               Those terrible eyes stared down upon us but now that ghostly figure smiled with cold amusement.  "You may ask one question. You may have one answer. Speak now if ever."



               Again Celmar's mellow voice rang across the haunted glade, clear, precise and courteous, while all the while Shupatra's steel dulcimer sang.  Akatha the Shade smiled without warmth, but smiled all the same, she replied without waiting a heartbeat:  "Bowgentle's spell book was traded to the necromancer Tsernoth from the fabled city of Iriaebor more than a century ago."



               "I give grateful thanks for your wisdom," said Celmar. "You honour us with your-"



               "I honour you with your lives," hissed Akatha.  "Leave now.  Leave quickly. Place the comb upon the table.  You will not return. Ever." 



               Our retreat could best be called brisk despite those tangled thorns.  Even Gove was silent. I can only say I have rarely been more grateful to hear birds squabbling in the trees as we regained the main trail once more. Dain opened his flask of medicinal spirits and we toasted our two gallant comrades Shupatra and Celmar.



               "How big a risk did we just run?"  asked Ranger Sam.



               "I really could not say, " said Dain Rocksmiter, patting the Holy Symbol blazon on his shield with grateful thanks, "but I certainly prefer not to face Akatha again."



               “Is she actually evil?” asked wide eyed Neave.



               “Many would think so and they would have justification,” I said. “Or maybe Akatha the Shade is simply deadly and full of despair and nothing whether living or lifeless holds any meaning for her.”



               “Deadly, full of despair and tragic,” nodded Dain.



               “Maybe,” as Buddynock looked back once and once only, “but sympathy only survives a safe distance away. Of course we could have asked Akatha where lost Phandelver lies instead. Did no one else think of that?"



               "Yes." snapped Dain, "but somehow I did not quite fancy taking the chance!  Did you?"



               "Thought you clerical types were experts at handling the Undead," said Buddynock.


               "Give me a chance!" gasped Dain Rocksmiter.  "Ambling skeletons are one thing; animated shades of despair are just a little out of my league right now!"



               "Thought faith could move mountains," insisted Buddynock.



               "Marthammor Duin, Finder of Trails, is the divine Watcher over Wanderers, " said Dain with studied emphasis, "not of bloody fools who don't know when not to push their luck."



               Good fortune only runs so far.  As we returned through the desolate village we found Conyberry was no longer quite so empty. The four Hobgoblins inspecting the ruins darted back into the nearest building as soon as we broke cover. Three of them succeeded:  Neave Gemstone's Charm spell halted the last in his tracks, a foolish smile spread over his brutish features, at a snap of her fingers he marched towards us, laying down his great yew bow and long sword at our command. Our interrogation was brisk and to the point.  His answers were surprising and actually welcome. "There is something subtlety wrong here," declared Buddynock. "We outnumber them!"



“Is this the Fates balancing out our desperate struggles in the past?”  asked Shupatra, her delicate brow furrowed with thought.  “Or is this creating an imbalance the Three Sisters will want redressing in the future?  Should we see this battle as our rightful due or a portent of future dread?"


10



       Arrows sang across the ruined village square, one sprang back from my mail, another stood quivering by Celmar's feet .  "Sod this metaphysical meandering," shouted our Ranger, " draw, nock and loose!"  We found what hasty cover we could: our two mages, Ranger Samuel and Buddynock keeping our foes occupied as Dain Rocksmiter and I moved forward on the flanks, darting between crumbling walls and piles of rubble, our shields before our faces as we closed the range.  Even Gove plied his small bow with élan and more accuracy than any of us expected. The crumbling walls of the hovel provided little protection to our foes; at least some of our shafts were striking home. The end was not in any doubt.



It is beyond question Hobgoblins preserve great discipline.  Two of the patrol leapt from the house, painted shields locked, their mail coats gleaming, while the fourth burst from the rear of the building, his hauberk abandoned for greater speed but a buckler still slung across his back, racing for the tree line only a few paces away.



I met the charging Hobgoblins, my sword Talon brought down one, but even while dying their martial skill was all too clear, his blade gashed my arm as he fell, his nearby comrade also found a gap in my guard and struck home.  Dain Rocksmiter slew the second Hobgoblin with trusty Grom but despite their hopeless situation our foes showed a calm resolution and skill which boded ill for any future when the odds were not so vastly in our favour. They made no attempt to surrender.



Our Ranger’s arrow flew wide, Gove’s too: the final Hobgoblin almost reached the trees despite suffering wounds from magic missiles. His escape was almost certain, another two steps would see him clear. It was now Buddynock Rubyrubb came into his own, his careful sling shot sent the Hobgoblin crashing to the earth never to move again.



Little Gove cheered as we brought his cousins down; if we had not stopped him I suspect he would have tried to claim more than their ears as battle trophies.    That cuff across his head was well deserved. There are matters I will not tolerate, not now, not ever. Mutilation of the fallen is not acceptable. He even tried to offer his spoils to me!



"It's strange they did not all try to flee," said Neave Gemstone. "Just this last one."



"You see the skull insignia on his arm," I said.  "He held some senior rank.  He ordered them to delay us while he escaped."



"And they obeyed without question," Dain Rocksmiter whistled. "Tighter discipline than I really want to see in our enemies."



"Our prisoner says they are scouts," said Ranger Sam. 



"Scouting for what?" smiled Buddynock.  "If they wanted bed, beer and a tickle they are very definitely out of luck!



"Scouting for us," our Ranger grimaced. "Just look what the prisoner has in his pouch."   






25 gold crowns for this one.

Dwarf  priest.

Carries axe of power  ?

Bring his axe.


No payment unless you also bring his head.


11

          When you have stood side by side, shoulder to waist, facing bad odds and fearsome foes, shields locked, blades flashing you foster a certain trust.  Over these last months I had developed a deep respect for Dain Rocksmiter: his steadfast, thoughtful courage, his reserved kindness and compassion, as a cleric he showed reverence for his deity, as a companion he showed consideration and decency to all around him.  I had rarely seen good Dain so suddenly angry!  Excluding the incident with hasty Buddynock’s wayward dart.  Our Cleric's response to this parchment was from the heart and employed technical terms most appropriate for a nature deity preoccupied with procreation.



“What ‘happy' 'prankster’ is writing these?”  Dain demanded. (*)



“Same spider seal as in Tresendar,” mused Shupatra. “But without the web motif this time.”



“I don’t give a ‘Fomorian’s fart’ about ‘underlying motif’,” snarled Dain.  “I am slightly concerned this unknown ‘Kobold kisser’ has 'ambitions' around my neck height.” (*)



“Ask Bargul,” suggested Celmar.   “Our prisoner.”



“How long before your spell fades,” asked Shupatra, eyeing the Hobgoblin with caution.



“We still have another half hour at least,” said Neave Gemstone, “but can we please bind his hands while he is still amenable.  There is a spare bowstring in my pouch.”



“And drag those corpses into the briars?”  suggested our Ranger. “There’s no sense in alerting any others.”



Our prisoner could tell us little.  He could not reveal the identity of our Enemy but simply said Grol the Uruk had sent them to find us and report.  “Them?”  asked Buddynock.  “How many is ‘them’?  And is that more or less than ‘lots’? I bet it’s too bloody much whatever the number!”



It appeared at least a score of Hobgoblins were combing the forest for us.  Each eager for the reward; all well armed and obedient, all returning to the same location: that crumbling castle Gove kept mentioning.  At last, at long last, we had some clear news: yes, poor Gundren Stonefoot was being held prisoner within its walls, yes our prisoner could guide us to the site!  Our Council of War was swift and to the point. “We have a task already, we keep moving. Wyvern Tor is barely two days away: those orcs are also a threat and they are the closest.” I finished wiping the blade of my sword.  “But eyes open everyone.  We take turns guarding the prisoner.  No Gove you just keep guiding the mule.  No Gove!   The Gnome is not going to run away and leave us.”



(*)   I am paraphrasing Dain’s actual comments.  Rather extensively.
     “Just as well!”  exclaimed Buddynock.  “And I thought I knew the odd dirty word.”

12


           We turned southward as planned, moving faster now, keeping our foraging to the minimum and grateful for the keen eyes of Pelydrn high overhead. As we crested a low ridge we spied the crumbling ruins of a watchtower standing amid the rugged hills like a last rotted tooth jutting from a gaping mouth.  The place was so ancient the walls were mounds of rubble a little over head height, the surrounding courtyard nothing more than lines of loose stones in the grass.  Yet a bright scarlet tent was pitched jauntily beside the tower and a strawberry roan horse contently cropped the grass around her tether.



               Nothing else moved but I froze, my senses screaming. I knew what awaited us amid those tumbled stones.  The word I mouthed left my comrades shuddering; eyes wide, lips suddenly dry. We stared intently, Dain and Shupatra covering the rear.  My comrades eased weapons from their sheaths, arrows from their quivers.  A moment later we all saw the grey figure standing motionless in the open tower doorway.



               I nodded, our Ranger nocked and loosed, it was a fine shot from a fine archer, any normal foe would have fallen but this zombie still turned to face us, the long arrow piercing its head,  a low moan escaping its bloodied lips.  Dain and I both shot crossbow bolts, but only when Celmar and Neave Gemstone hit home with their own arrows did the creature finally fall.  I heard the intake of breath all around me, I felt my colleagues’ fear.



“Not the easiest to finish off,” quipped Buddynock, “but could have been worse…”



               “It is now!” shouted Shupatra. “Look!”



               To our horror we saw a wall of grey bodies appear in the threshold, arms outstretched, eyes white and dead, hissing as they surged towards us; their charnel stench filling the air with decay.  Ten, a dozen, no fourteen zombies lurching forward only forty feet away.  I felt the panic all around me, Dain and I knew our undead foes but our comrades had never imagined such a sight before.



               Now our Cleric stepped forward, his holy symbol resplendent on his shield, his deep voice ringing as he called upon Marthammor Duin, Finder of Trails.  The affect was miraculous, the advancing wall of zombies, faltered and froze, we saw a grey sea of naked arms and bodies, threshing in confusion they turned, they turned, our foes fell back before stalwart Dain and the power of his faith!  Only three still kept pacing forward, only three from all that fearsome mob, and they had to struggle through their comrades to reach us.



               Now we were ready, now our Party was determined to stand and fight, triumph and win. Celmar quickly used her Staff of Defence.  I gave the word and a volley of missiles hurtled towards the three: Elven arrows, crossbow bolts, Buddynock’s sling shots and even a long shaft sped by our Hobgoblin prisoner. Faced with a wall of hungry Undead, quick thinking Shupatra had severed his bonds and returned his weapons. We were fighting for all our lives now.


13


               The three zombies staggered as our missiles thudded home; they were the easiest mark in the world, packed together, lacking any armour or protection: not a single arrow missed but the walking dead still lurched towards us. A second volley sped home and now it was shields up and swords out.  I slew one zombie, my magic blade severing his neck as Dain Rocksmiter fended off his adversary with his rune axe Grom.  The third zombie was beaten to his knees and finally to the ground.  I have never faced any enemy so hard to kill.  While they showed any animation at all, these foul creatures pressed home their attack, even with limbs severed they still crawled forward, hands clawing, dry mouths hissing, unless their heads were split and cloven they simply refused to die.



               “What if they bite us?”  Celmar gasped in horror as she drew another arrow, her mage armour shimmering all around her.  “What if they-“



               “Watch for the others!” I bawled, “They will return soon, stand firm, stand ready, keep-“



               “Just what do you think you are doing?”  A ringing voice filled the air, a strange man stood in the open flap of his eastern tent: forty or so, stout and stocky, clad in ornate red robes, his face and hands as sallow as old wax.  His scalp was shaved bare, a black six fingered hand was tattooed on his forehead.  The man stood so calmly before the small tent: his manner mild, his voice level and unconcerned; that grey wall of ravening zombies only yards away to his left.



               “A necromancer!” hissed Neave Gemstone, her eyes wide with horror.



               “You think?” replied Buddynock Rubyrubb deadpan, fumbling a fresh stone into his sling.



               “What do you here?” Disturbing the work of the great and powerful Hamun Kost?”



               Foolish as this may sound I think we were all perturbed by Kost’s serene calmness; for a moment none of us were sure how best to reply.  I saw his dark eyes glinting, but his hands were still at his side; the necromancer had his mage armour in place but who could blame him for that.



               It was the Hobgoblin who broke the deadlock; his panicked intervention was swift and direct, came without any warning and set the tone for all future negotiation:  Hamun Kost stared with fury at the long arrow buried in his chest, his eyes widened, his mouth shaped eldritch words, a chilling blast formed around his outstretched hands, he tripped on a tree root, his spell shot into the sky, an arrow from our Ranger found his throat, the necromancer fell back even more dead than his minions.  I think we were surprised even  more than he was.



               “They’re coming back!”  shouted Dain.



               “Doesn’t killing the Necromancer destroy his zombies?”  asked Celmar plaintively.


               “You don’t really need anyone to reply to that?” said Shupatra levelling her small bow.

               14


               “Here they come again!” sang out Buddynock



               Now it was my turn to step forward, the owl symbol of Pallas Athene in my hand.  I called upon my divine protector, called upon her love of light and justice, law and honour; my voice rang louder than I could have imagined and again that shambling horde turned back before our defiance.



               Some terror does not survive familiarity.  We formed a single line, we poured our missiles into the few zombies I had not turned and few of our arrows missed, Celmar's Burning Hands spell taking a deadly toll.   Instead of being overwhelmed by their foul numbers we split our foes again, slaying each in turn as it finally closed the distance, Not one zombie struck home!  For all their numbers, despite that fearsome necromancer.  We had faced down our fearsome foes without suffering even a scratch! The last zombie fell and lay still. I caught the eye of Dain, his rasping breath easing like mine.  We stepped from corpse to corpse cutting each head from its body to be sure.   In the euphoria of victory I think we were all talking a little too much, laughing a little too loudly. Most of us.  One person was quietly backing towards the tree line. We suddenly remembered our Hobgoblin prisoner was still holding his longbow and sword.  He suddenly remembered we how quickly we had felled his comrades.  Bargul the Hobgoblin dropped his arms and raised his hands.  Extremely quickly. (*)



               “Something is very very wrong,” grinned Buddynock as he wiped his scimitar on the grass.  “No one’s hit me once.  Still!”



               “That’s called tempting the fates!”  warned our Ranger.



               “That’s called being bloody grateful for small mercies," smiled our Druid.  “For a change.”



               "Did we just pick a fight?" asked Shupatra.  "For the sheer sake of it!"



               "They were zombies!"  I stuttered in amazement. "Walking dead!"



               "Were they actually hurting us?" our Bard insisted. 



               "Personally, I didn't feel inclined to give them the chance,” muttered Celmar.

              

               "Technically we shot first,” said Dain Rocksmiter, "but-"



               "We killed a fellow wayfarer without giving him a chance to speak," said Shupatra. "Maybe there was another way."



 (*)              "And that's a nice trick if you can do it!"  grinned Buddynock.


15


               "Yes,” replied our Ranger, “we could have been the latest recruits to his glad to be grey off road ramblers!  Once Bargul loosed that arrow I think it's fair to say benefit of the doubt was off the table."



               "Maybe he was simply an elderly man making a long journey and wanting the best protection he could find,” insisted Shupatra.



               "Not if you have a shufti at his reading matter,” piped up Buddynock dragging a leather bag backwards out of the tent.  "Very educational.  And spicy!  Especially pages 5, 33 and 67 to 78 inclusive. Full colour adult embellishments to his pentagrams."



               "A spell book?"  Neave Gemstone nearly knocked me flying as she ran forward.  "You found a book?"



               The sight of Buddynock Rubyrubb blushing with embarrassment was quite possibly the single most startling event all day.  "You know I used the word 'spicy'?"



               "Yes,” said Neave, eagerly plunging her hands into the leather bag; her eyes wide as she drew the heavily bound book into the open."



               "I was sort of being tactful," said Buddynock.  "Some of those pictures ... well ... even for bendy people they are … sort of ... "



               "Ware the smoke!"  shouted our Ranger. 



               "Drop the book Neave,” I warned.



               There are spell books and spell books in the world.  Each unique, each powerful; some can be even said to have personality; some-



               "Some grimoires are only meant to be opened out of direct  sunlight," said Celmar, as the necromancer's heavy tome suddenly burst into flames;  within three heartbeats nothing was left but grey ash and a small blackened circle on the grass.



               "Did you see the colour of those flames?"  I whispered to Dain.



               "Green tinged purple?"  Our cleric nodded.  "Decorative yes, soothing and restful no."

              

               "Never mind Neave,” said Buddynock, "Old Hammy Kost had some other treasures too."

16


               Inside the weatherworn tent was a folding cot, a travelling chair and writing desk, a chest of clothes and the contents of that leather bag: the equivalent of a 100 gold pieces, a pearl of similar value, a potion of healing and a worn parchment within a bone tube which happily did not burst into flames before our eyes.  Neave Gemstone gratefully accepted the Scroll of Darkness while Buddynock Rubyrubb was very gratified to receive a rare Ring of Protection.  (*)



               "There is never any absolute safety,” said Shupatra. "I have a song about that."



               "Providing this helps tip the balance my way, I'm happy!" exclaimed Buddynock.



               "No one can cheat the Fates,” Shupatra intoned solemnly.  "When Death calls he must be answered."



               "He'll need to be good at hide and seek!" said Buddynock.  "I'm not going without a fight.  And hopefully a frantic zigzag sprint for better cover."



               "Is it true all Rings of Power magically adjust their diameter to fit any new bearer?" I asked.  "I have heard of this but never seen one”.



               "Well it's nicely snug on me,” smiled our Druid:  "Platinum set with a single emerald.  Stylish!"



               "I suppose there are inevitably a limited number of magic rings anyone can wear at any one time,” I asked.  "I mean to say, most of us only have ten fingers."



               "What about toes?" asked our Ranger.



               "Or ears,” added Celmar.



               "And your nose,” smiled Neave Gemstone.  "That must surely be the final limit."



               Dain Rocksmiter was thinking deeply.  His hand brushed his belt buckle. His eyes widened. "Just keep it on your finger Buddynock Rubyrubb!"



               "Dirty Gnome, dirty dirty!"  spat  Gove making sure I saw his carefully shocked face. (**)



               "And we have to keep his lovely horse," beamed Celmar.  "She will not be safe out here alone. It's not  poor Honey's fault her old master had some socially iffy magical hobby activities."



               "Honey?" I asked.  "Oh because she is a strawberry roan."



(*)               "Whose bone?"  I whispered to Dain Rocksmiter.
                    "On balance I prefer not to know. The 'great' Hamun Kost probably had plenty to choose from," Dain murmured.

(**)              When a Goblin hireling attempts to assume the moral high ground I really have nothing remotely adequate to say.

               

17


             Our Druid's voice was a sudden medley of gentle whinnies and snuffling. "She is very happy to remain with us but please don't forget her hay.  Honey says she was scared of those terrible zombies, they stank of death and made her so nervous.  She says 'the great' Hamun Kost was not exactly cruel to her but he rarely bothered to be kind," reported Buddynock in one long breath, swishing his long beard with equine emphasis.  "Oh and Honey says she is very happy for Celmar to ride her, providing I'm sitting on the saddle bow too."



               "Really?" our Ranger raised one eyebrow.



               "Do you speak Horse?"  Buddynock Rubyrubb rose indignantly to his full height. (*)   "No?  Well give me a leg up then."



               "Did the horse actually say that,” I whispered to Dain. 



               "More or less,” he grinned.  "Our Druid's translation was perhaps a little ... free. Mainly, 'I will carry you but please none of those heavy sods in armour!' "



               "Do you know how to care for a horse," I asked.  "No one ever goes charging full gallop all day.  Ride an hour then walk a quarter mile.  See her girth is not too tight and she does not become overheated."                 I saw Buddynock roll his eyes as he clung to the horse's mane; Celmar's arms encircling him as she lightly gripped the reins.         "And Buddynock we will take turns riding.  Other people have little-"



               "What was that?" barked Shupatra.



               "Other people might like to rest their legs too,” I continued hastily.  "In a fair and planned rota, based on shoe size and working up.  Well, since no one fancies making camp here  en avant, mes braves en evant!"



               We pushed on south and eastward making a few more miles before nightfall, Gove still leading the pack mule, our Hobgoblin prisoner marching at my side, his hands tight bound before him. After comments both heartfelt and plaintive from the rest of us, some more direct than others, Buddynock was eventually persuaded to stop loosing practice sling shots from the saddle. Ahead our last objective stood stark against the dying sun, lit from behind, grim and menacing, a long shadow reaching out towards us. Once the roost of ravening dragons, this barren rock had been left abandoned for years, a desolate wild place open to wind and storm. Was Wyvern Tor still uninhabited?  Only time would tell and our slow trudge onward come what may.  The terrain became rugged, boulder slopes and loose scree as the land rose, any cover from the trees was  far behind us.  "But on the bright side there is less chance of an ambush," smiled Celmar.



(*)  Admittedly this did not take him long.

            18


              "What about from above,” muttered Dain.  "Keep Pelydrn flying circles overhead please.”



               "Not every party has an early warning Raven," smiled Neave Gemstone.



               A little before noon the next day we reached Wyvern Tor, taking pains to stay below each ridge line as we advanced.  The bleak rocky peak loomed above us; there seemed no sign of life save two circling buzzards, no sign of anyone at all until our eagle eyed Ranger spied a faint spiral of smoke wafting into the sky.  We inched our way forward keeping low to the steep ground, shields slung across our backs to leave both hands free, trying to stifle any sound from our heavy mail. Our animals stayed tethered out of earshot. At long last we gained the summit, a plateau maybe seventy yards across. Ahead we could make out a cave mouth; by a boulder lurked  a single orc on watch. 



               "He looks very short," said Shupatra.  "Sure it's an orc?"



               "He's squatting,” hissed our Ranger.



               "Near  the cave mouth?”  winked Buddynock.  "The dirty bugger!"



               "That orc has a longbow in his hand," murmured our Ranger.



               "If that's the only weapon he is holding we can breathe easier," smiled Celmar. 



               "So can anyone inside the cave..."  whispered Neave Gemstone. (*)



               "Well, it’s time to test this magic ring,” Buddynock spoke with surprising nonchalance.



               "Are you quite sure?"  Neave Gemstone laid an anxious hand on his arm.



               Our Druid gave us a swift thumbs up while he still possessed any thumbs. Buddynock shifted to rat form and scuttled forward, hugging the stone strewn ground, running from bush to bush, pausing a moment, waiting but always moving forward once again. Our hearts were in our mouths but the sentry never stirred.  Buddynock peered into the cave then disappeared into the choking darkness.  There are times when time itself seems to stand still.                 There was no sudden shouting, no sign of life from within.  At last little Buddynock reappeared, scampering down slope towards us. To our dismay we saw the drowsy sentry reaching for his bow; orcs will eat rats and much else besides, "He's licking his lips!" exclaimed keen eyed Celmar.  The orc aimed and loosed in one fluid movement, the black arrow flew wide; Buddynock darted left then raced to safety. Shupatra the Bard sang words of inspiration, our Ranger steadied his aim; his shaft flew true, the orc sentry fell dead without a sound.



(*)  Celmar, Neave Gemstone and Buddynock Rubyrubb share many jokes, whispers, sniggers and digs in the ribs.
       I have given up trying to decide who is the worst influence.

             

19


            His Gnome form thankfully resumed, Buddynock made his report after a grateful swig from his water skin.  "Eight orcs at least: I counted that many snoring just within the cave mouth.  I went as deep inside as I dared.  There was  more breathing in the darkness.  Heavy breathing.  Much heavier."



               "Heavy breathing?" asked Neave with careful innocence.  "Definite dirty buggers!"



               "You were gone longer than we expected,” I said, resisting the temptation to lean down and ruffle his hair in  relief. (*)



               "I went as far as I dared,” said Buddynock.  I caught Dain's eye, his quick nod echoed my own. Our Gnomish Druid was noticeably happier and more confident out here in the wilderness away from sunless chambers and dank dungeon corridors.  Natural caverns like Wyvern Tor held far less terrors than eldritch voices deep in the bowels of ruined Tresendar Manor.



               "Your daring was more than we bargained for," added Dain.  "Please take care."



               "What can I say,” beamed Buddynock Rubyrubb, "I'm just feeling lucky today!"



               We decided to let the orcs come to us.  They would be an easy mark as they emerged from their lair and after recent incidents in ruined Tresendar Manor we preferred to limit the risks from archery overhead.  (**)  We brought up our animals, Gove and our prisoner.  There is little love lost between orc and hobgoblin, once again Bargul knew his best hope of survival was to fight at our side.



               We were still discussing how best to rouse the orcs, or in Buddynock's terms, just how offensively we should shout, when the sentry was missed.  With a screaming cry orcs burst from the cave mouth; our first volley tore holes in their ranks but nine orcs were still charging towards us, covering the ground with incredible speed, fangs bared, their red eyes blazing.  Amidst them strode an Uruk hai in rusted mail and lumbering behind a giant ogre gripping a black bogwood club in both hands; his bestial face snarling, fresh human scalps swinging from his belt. The sky was a rainbow of colours as our Mages loosed their battle spells: magic missiles rocketing through the air.  Neave Gemstone readied her sleep charm but a flung stone sent her staggering backwards ruining the enchantment she wanted most.  Our bows were busy, more orcs fell: but the remaining half dozen crashed home against our shields.  I slew one with Talon,  our stalwart Cleric claimed another with his rune axe. A spiked buckler smashed our Hobgoblin prisoner to the ground; a heavy axe rose and fell, the orc raised his dripping weapon to finish helpless Bargul, but Buddynock and Gove struck home together before his final blow could land.



(*)   Buddynock does not like that.  Well not from me at least.  He grants the ladies of our party far more leeway.

(**) A single stray arrow in the back is memorable.  Three even more so!  

      "And a bloody dart!" growled Dain.  "Especially with novelty feathers."

      "Again? How many more times is this going to come up? I've said I'm sorry can we move on please." 

      Our Gnomish Druid    shrugged his shoulders.  "Look I'm  using a sling now!  Thinking of others!"

            20


           Shupatra the Halfling unleashed her full Bardic powers and before the ravening ogre could even raise his club, her spell left him rolling on the ground helpless with laughter. The chromatic orb and burning hand enchantments of Neave and Celmar killed the beast mercifully quickly; well with more mercy than he would have ever shown us.



I finished the Uruk hai with the aid of Dain; two orcs tried to flee but our arrows and slingshots dropped them in their tracks; our last foe turned in desperation, his heavy spear aimed and levelled; Shupatra fell back with a shrill cry, we slew the orc but the joy of our victory was tempered by the wounds among our own ranks. Thanks to Dain Rocksmiter's skill they would both survive but poor Shupatra would carry a scar across one cheek as a permanent reminder of this day and our luckless Hobgoblin prisoner had lost a foot.  Two severe injuries in moments, a sober reminder of how swiftly fortune can turn even when a fight seems simple and victory clear. I was able to ease Bargul's terrible pain but none of our spells had any hope of restoring the Hobgoblin's missing limb.



A swift search of the cave satisfied our final question, these orcs were an isolated band of raiders, not scouts for some larger force. Raiders are only concerned with amassing loot and the evidence of their "foraging" was all too clear and nothing I wish to remember; predatory orcs are the terror of lone travellers and isolated farmsteads, those scalps on the ogre's belt were very fresh.  Near the rear of the cave a jute sack held a little under 100 gold pieces in mixed coinage; their previous owners had no more need for money of any kind now. Such spoils are  to be expected in any orcish lair it was the three vials of perfume we found rather more surprising. "Don't tell me ogres like to smell nice for special occasions,” Shupatra was trying to smile despite her bandages and aching head.



"If the answer is yes, just never explain why."  Celmar winced as she replaced the last stopper.  "This is rough stuff.  Leaves the wearer as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."



"But subtle enough for ogres?" asked Neave Gemstone, scribbling down another  note at the back of her spell book.



"Again,  please don't tell me why!"  pleaded Celmar.



               With Sisyphos and Honey to bear our injured we made good time.  Despite the greater risk of any ambuscade it was a relief to regain the woodland trail and leave those bleak hills behind us; barren places are surely bad for the soul, empty of life, empty of hope, sites where no wise party lingers. Yet forests too have their dangers. We were sleeping at the side of the trail when four ravenous Stirges dropped from the tree tops.  At least we were already on our guard; a few hours earlier we had seen the carcass of a small deer drained of blood and pocked with puncture marks; factors which still did not stop Gove wanting raw venison to supplement his evening meal.  (*)



(*)  "Nice meat Master. Nice. Look Master not moving now.  No maggots  yet but still nice!"


21


 Maybe some scholar will one day trace their ancestry: it always seems too convenient to simply assume Stirges are the result of some depraved mage combining the essence of bat and mosquito.  Barely a foot high, with four leathery wings Stirges possess a vicious hollow proboscis.  A hungry Stirge grapples its victims with its barbed legs and drives its sharp snout into exposed flesh.  Any exposed flesh…  A Stirge sucks out blood with glad abandon only pulling away when its belly is too full to take another drop.  In small flocks these beasts are a fluttering irritation and easily driven off, but when Stirges swarm in great numbers they can easily kill creatures many times larger, for as fast as one small Stirge is slain or satiated, others are hovering nearby only waiting their own chance to feed.  


(c) Wizards of the Coast

The lesser Stirge, sadly all too common.

              

               It was a little after midnight, Dain Rocksmiter was on watch and his hearty shout woke our entire party. The fight was over in moments, indeed we spent longer scanning the sky for any further creatures than slaying the few Stirges which actually attacked.  Our wounded Hobgoblin prisoner was stabbed by two of the flying creatures: trust Stirges to instinctively attack any helpless prey, but I was able to heal his new injuries without delay. 



               I did not expect any thanks but once again Bargul simply lay still as I worked, staring into space with cold disdain.  What did he expect? Not every party troubles itself to take prisoners, let alone feed them and tend their wounds! Hobgoblins follow orders to the letter whatever they may be; this Bargul was clearly a veteran, he was no stranger to bloodshed and death. No, I did not expect thanks from this Hobgoblin but some response would have been welcome.  Did he remember speaking so freely under the influence of our Charm spell, was Bargul ashamed of his betrayal or merely plotting revenge?  Again what else could we do? We were playing for high stakes, the safety of Gundren Stonefoot, the whereabouts of Lost Phandelver and we would use all lawful tools at our command. A Charm spell is an intrusion but at least it causes no pain.  Other adventurers have less time and fewer scruples; there are many ways of loosening even a stoical tongue. A  Paladin must remain within all rightful laws, a paladin must count for something in this dark and troubled world. We would treat our Hobgoblin prisoner with decency, Bargul would lead us to his castle.  All things considered neither of us had any choice.   

22


               At least we had one sure remedy to ease troubled thoughts; the antics of our merry Gnomish Druid.  We all observed the slow smile spreading across Buddynock's little face: "One more battle, once again Buddynock Rubyrubb wins through unhurt.”



                "Is this all down to your magic ring?" asked Celmar



                "Nope."  beamed Buddynock.  "Nobody came close to hitting me these last few days even before we defeated Hamun Kost.  And I've been right in the thick of it too.  It must be down to skill, sound judgement and a certain Gnomish something!”



               "Well it's certainly not due to clean living, temperate speech and clean habits," muttered Dain.



                "I'm not going to dignify that slur with any response," sniffed Buddynock his nose in the air.  "I can always buy new throwing darts remember... "



Our remaining journey was largely uneventful.  We surprised a second scouting party of Hobgoblins.  Our ranged magics and Ranger Samuel's keen arrows slew all three before they had any chance of escape, but we approached their corpses with caution all the same. The same armour we had seen before, the same blood moon on their crescent shields, the same yew bows and long swords, the iron rations and standard kit any traveller carries through the wilds and something rolled tight inside a pouch, an illustrated parchment  torn and stained with much handling.   (*)


I wish any of us had been more surprised. Again the same Black Spider seal at the foot.







25 gold crowns for this one

Elf mage

No payment unless you bring her head.

Nothing paid for just ears.


      


(*)  "Buddynock Rubyrubb untouched yet again!"  said the member of our party breaking into a frenzied freeform folk dance.

               

23





              "This is really creepy,” Celmar’s elegant face was pale despite her sunburn.  "What have they got against me?"



                "The elf in the picture has a staff,” Shupatra peered at the parchment, “and a book under her left arm? Surely she's a wizard not a sorcerer."



               "That's a relief-" began Celmar before she remembered, "Oh I didn't mean..."



                Neave gave a wan smile.



                "They've not caught us yet," our Ranger ran a loving hand down his longbow.  "And they won't take us without a fight.  We've walked through everything against us so far."



                "Walked?"  exclaimed Buddynock.  "Stumbled more like!  Have you forgotten Tresendar already? Some of us are carrying a few scars, not to mention a slight gritty taste behind their teeth.  It's taking ages to fade that is.  Just ‘cos I’m lucky now doesn’t stop me remembering."



                "And some of us still have to be careful whenever they sit down,” glared Dain Rocksmiter.  "Right through the links of my new mail.  Right through!"



                "We certainly have evidence of a conspiracy,” I said.  "Travellers waylaid on the trail.  Gundren Stonefoot abducted and still missing; Sildar Hallwinter abducted and tortured for information.”



"He says,” Buddynock hissed to Neave. "We never actually saw Sildar being worked on."



"You can't dislike Sildar just because he never laughs at your jokes, " whispered Neave Gemstone shaking her head in reproof.



 "There's something wrong with the man," insisted our Druid. "That Sildar never smiled once. Not even at my good jokes!  Like that one about the farmer's twin daughters, the high hayloft, the rickety threshing machine and the nose flute.  Quality gags!"



I coughed several times.   The whispering near the ground finally stopped. Eventually.  "Sorry Squire!" I saw a Gnomish thumbs up from below. " You carry on."  (*)



"Thank you Druid.  We only know we had a town held down by a savage mercenary gang and a suborned wizard; all receiving orders with this same black spider seal," I added.



(*)    "Rude Gnome. Very rude to Master!   Very rude.  Not like me Master, not like little Gove!"


24






"And now we have wandering art aficionados"  said Shupatra.  "And barely a day from Phandalin too."



 “While he was charmed Bargul said he could take us to the castle to find Gundren. One night to rest in soft beds and refill our packs and then we head north.” I glanced at my travel stained, weary companions, each one in turn as we stood in quiet contemplation, and I took fresh strength and courage from the steady resolve in their faces. "We will charm Bargul again when needed.  He is our best, our only hope of saving the dwarf."



“And then?” murmured Celmar, still staring at the parchment in his hands.



“We shall see,” I replied, “But we will still go forward come what may.”



               "And I'll be writing more about this little jaunt" said Buddynock.  "My voice is going to be heard.  So there!"











Sister Garele gave us three potions of Healing for completing her mission.  We found a further Healing potion, a Scroll of Darkness and a Ring of Protection.



We found the equivalent of 211 gold pieces and total goods worth 155 in gold, including the jewelled box, pearl and perfume. Harbin Wester, townmaster of Phandalin reluctantly paid the 100 gold crowns bounty for destroying that band of orc pillagers.



The total came to 466 in gold.  An equal division came to 65  gold pieces each.  We put 11 gold pieces to cover current and future living expenses in Phandalin. Inn keepers do not relish wounded Hobgoblin prisoners under their roof.



Gove received 4 silver crowns and 24 copper coins.  His incredulous delight was actually quite disturbing.

What wretched lives these Goblins lead.

No comments:

Post a Comment